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Can't believe I'm posting this, but feels like a good time to re-up the (revealed) blind item about sweaty Alec Baldwin needing multiple layers "sex towels"

Can't believe I'm posting this, but feels like a good time to re-up the (revealed) blind item about sweaty Alec Baldwin needing multiple layers "sex towels"

DesertRat138

This explains the black T-shirt lol


Plane_Repair

🥴 someone post this on DM


CatLadyFarts

I don’t know about you all, but nothing makes my feathers perk up like a big old hairy sweat-infused man beast with bitch tits. Please tell me more...!


Queen__Antifa

How rude. He had a breast reduction! Well, okay, I guess it *is* time for another one.


kellygrrrl328

Alcoholic sweats 🤢


LaCatrinaBella

Wasn’t he rich enough to get Botox in his sweat glands or whatever!? I mean, that’s a thing, right!?🤣


Ynot2_day

He’s have to do his whole body! There are a few guys that go to the small strength training gym I got to holy shit they are drenched head to toe like 5 minutes into their workout. One of the guys is kind of cute but all I can think is that sex with him has got to be slippery and drippy. And not in a good way, lol.


LaCatrinaBella

Very true! That would be A LOT of Botox! And ewwww! I couldn’t handle a super splash zone while “getting’ it in” 🤣🤣


BDSn00b

Yes. I think the condition is called hyperhydrosis


indeecindee

Hillz has spent all the spare cash on sausage sandals, fugly tights and frying her hair!


ZsazsaAdore_14

Sweaty Alec is Hilary's human slip and slide. I feel bad for the housekeepers who has to handle those sex towels 🤢🤮.


ultimomono

I am going to be haunted by that imagery, Zsazsa!


ZsazsaAdore_14

Sorry...🤣


Benny-June-1993

What do you all think that second blind item refers to?


ultimomono

I was kind of circumspect about it, because I don't love the genre of trashy gossip that speculates about people's sexual orientations, but it comes from a series of blind items from Ted Casablanca around 2008-2012 about a guy he called "Lloyd Boy-Toyed": Many thought he was Alec (Kevin Spacey, Matt Dillon and John Cusack were also frequent guesses) and it was "semi revealed" in 2012 as being AB. But it also sounds like Ted also just made a lot of stuff up to provoke people and mess with them, so I'd take it with a grain of salt. http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/search/label/Lloyd%20Boy-Toyed


CommercialStyle4551

"tricky" "baggage" "come out" words make me think they are alluding to some gay predilections 😉


Cool-Dingo-7303

Rage and sweat-filled. Lovely. So enticing.


Benny-June-1993

omg… I’ve often heard mention here about his sex towels but never knew the backstory… I’m shook and quite frankly nauseated 🤢 🙉🙈🙊


poop_dawg

I'm more nauseated that he said *her son* would be getting these things for them. WTF old man??


RotorSelfWinding

Obsessed with your flair


poop_dawg

Thank you! It cracked me up when I first read people referring to Claire as such and still makes me smile lol


GMoneytime

So gross


snookieny

Maybe if he lost 80 lbs and trimmed down that forest on his chest he wouldn’t sweat so much.


Usual_Maintenance

He should lose 80lbs- his wife!


converter-bot

80 lbs is 36.32 kg


denispro33

Good bot


CoCo_Fran

“Tricky times” Hookers ..


CommercialStyle4551

What I was thinking!


nymphadora-lovegood

“oddly still-doable guy” - that’s over. it’s cancelled.


RotorSelfWinding

Just “oddly” now…


Ok_Practice_195

Doing the lord’s work OP. Thank you! I googled briefly but got so grossed out…🤦🏻‍♀️ ETA- I think awareness of “sex towels” should be part of basic pepino knowledge.


Lady_Nimbus

I want "awareness of sex towels" as a flair


Ok_Practice_195

Yes! Make it your flair. One can never be too aware of sex towels. 🤣🤣🤣


ibutterflyaway

Omg another cruise idea 😆 we can all have matching pepino sex towels ha ha ha


upchuckfactoronthis

NOT BALDWIN! GROSS! written on them


ftak15

Nov. 2010: "A list television comedic actor" And then along came Hillary ...


mrsj74

"Towels and ice". I guess he sweats like a PIG.


Ok_Practice_195

It’s such a specific reference isn’t it? Also, ewwww!


mrsj74

It is and I hope it folows him to the grave.


ftak15

FYI to Claire Penis!


Ok_Practice_195

Claire penis must join pepino nation. 🥒


[deleted]

I believe in full disclosure!


ultimomono

cc: /u/Sarah_smiles_twice


Sarah_smiles_twice

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