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Veryrandommuchwow

That shit was buzzin, respectfully.


Notoriousjed1

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh


ahpau

hhhhhhhhhhhh xqcHead


upyourmukluk

It hit them so fast the cops didn't even know what the fuck happened LOL


greyls

wtf is that bike lmao. So fast


desert40k

Its Yeagers Bike. Its fully upgraded.


greyls

I see, that makes more sense. Thanks


Vuthaj

Eren Yeagers? monkaW


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BrolyTK

""Eren Yeagers? monkaW" LUL" LOLW


Marigoldsgym

>Its Yeagers Bike. Its fully upgraded. What does it have or do


Komlz

It has 2 wheels and it drives


Marigoldsgym

This is technically correct but doesn't give the differentiation information I require about what an upgraded Yeager's bike chains performs like along multiple metrics compared to other motorcycles in GTA no pixel


SuperbPiece

Its goes faster


desert40k

Not exactly sure because he doesn't stream. But it goes really fast from 0-100, i think the general metric is that Bike are good but his Bike is even better when it comes to speed and acceleration.


Marigoldsgym

Ah ok


Reiker0

He spent a ton of money (like half a mil) on engine/brake/transmission upgrades so it has almost double the top speed of a normal stolen bike, insane acceleration, hairpin handling, brakes to a stop nearly instantly, etc.


KeennyMcC

It’s funny because bikes in GTA are so nerfed compared to real life. They are pretty OP in GTA but if were made more realistic they would be unstoppable. A 600cc and 1000cc sports bike can do 0-60 in around or under 3s easily and in real life have top speeds of 160-200mph.


Errorfull

I remember playing on an RP server a while ago, and some power tripping admin cop teleported me back to him and lectured me on how "bikes can't go that fast". I asked him how his cop car was keeping up with a bike going 200mph and he banned me. Public RP servers are ass 99% of the time


KeennyMcC

Lol. I mean it depends on the bike of course but if it’s a litre sports bike there is no chance in hell that a cop can keep up unless they have a $200k super car. for real.


Blactorn

Cop cars are so unrealisticly fast and handle so well I feel like it's almost some nfs rubberbanding bullshit


frozn1991

yeah but i think since they arent allowed to shoot the crims its fair enough that they have good cars. but i agree they are beyond any realistic cop car performance they are better than most racecars in gta


Marigoldsgym

Fascinating I wonder why there aren't more bike bank robberies


sarahvaldo

its a yamaha R1, they are so fucking fast, its top speed is 176 mph


rpanko

For anyone who disagrees with this plan, realize that this bike is a 500k bike. Wayyy faster than 99% of the bikes in the game. It’s not one you can just find laying around.


manbrasucks

Did he have false plates? I think it would be fine if they could identify the plate or bike and then investigate who owns the bike and go from there. Would be incredible if they started watching bank accounts and shit based on that.


rpanko

What Vigors did, was have X call him 10 minutes before hitting the bank so he could report it stolen. Then, they used fake plates. X then left the bike hidden inside the clothing store and called Vigors and told him where it was. Vigors said that he’s not letting X use it again unless he pays. So yeah, as long as that bike is the only one in the server.. it would be cool if people paid to use it. If crims are smart, they’ll just pay cash anyway so it’d be hard to pin anything.


manbrasucks

Honestly sounds good. He could very easily get multiple accessory charges for bank robberies and the vehicle crunched if it's figured out.


xZoom216

1/1 Bike aswell


MatterofDoge

that makes it all that much more boring of a getaway. anyone can escape the cops in an s class vehicle.


KeyCombination0

Cop stream tier3?


MatterofDoge

nah. ive been watching crims on nopixel since the arma days. sorry to burst your "omg cop viewer lul" narrative. its just a boring getaway that takes no skill and its why the veteran roleplayers dont do shit like that


killerbasher1233

so just let the crims get caught after every bank job? the crims need to be more creative since cops have been going hard like shooting tires. the cops shooting tires is boring!


LineageGc

So your saying all that hard work to make that $500k, shouldn't be allowed to escape the fucking PD? And also, you do know that people owning S-Class vehicles are rare, since crims trying to earn money get fucked on by the already Overpowered Cops? You've been watching way too many cop rp too make you that delusional, Cop Cars are already S to A tier and they paid no where near $500k, which is boring asf.


MatterofDoge

what are you cathy newman or something? "so what you're saying is...." no i said exactly what i said, it was a boring getaway that wasn't even a chase. ​ > You've been watching way too many cop rp too make you that delusional wrong. ive been watching crims that actually give a shit about rp. lol.


RE4PER_

If you want creative getaways then maybe cops should stop ruining them every single time Sykuno or anyone else tries something new.


traxfi

I hope admins just wait to see if the cops get creative to counter this instead of just nerfing them


SoDamnToxic

Cops have had about 3 months to "counter" this that it's very clear there is no counter. 1 of 3 things will happen. 1. Cops will spike strip the entrance of the bank and block the doors with their cars and just be all around more assholes about banks which crims will hate. 2. Bikes will get OOC banned from bank jobs. 3. Bikes will get nerfed.


killerbasher1233

then it's trully Copixel 3.0


SoDamnToxic

Kyle, who is essentially the lead cop, is trying to balance things out because he understands crims feel overwhelmed by all the cops now so he's trying to enforce a maximum number of cars per bank and chase. It'll get better if he keeps the lead, he's a pretty fair guy.


mura_vr

Yeah I noticed once people complained about cops being in the shitter. Seemingly everyones got a cop char now.


SoDamnToxic

Everyone wants to be cop right now because the Cop RP is really good because the "leaders" in Pred Wrangler and Cornwood are super RP focused and much more lenient and not strict by the book. There are corrupt cop arcs, PD civil war, and a ton of other stuff going on because of those 3 guys and others like Baas, Copper, obviously Moonmoon and Summits cop, the whole Rangers department, and Andrews and Soze being really hands off leaders letting Pred and Bobby duke it out and all of Devines MCD stuff.


Marigoldsgym

Why is the cop rp good atm? I'm out of the loop


SoDamnToxic

A ton of good story lines created by the fact that the lead cops are more lenient and less strict about enforcing SOPs and care more about creating good RP and balanced meta for crims. The cops literally had a civil war battle royale between their departments and like 20 cops were beating each other up.


Blackstone01

Yeah, the problem is he’s got two superiors above him that refuse to change SOPs. Kyle wants limits on police responses for banks and shit. Koil and Five0 however outrank him and overruled him when he tried to make that change.


SoDamnToxic

Yea but he'll basically start demoting and punishing people in RP for not following his soft rules. So either Soze/Andrews change SOP or they fire Pred or Pred gets to soft enforce his rules.


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Yeah, they can probably stop this, but it'll take exactly that - compromise. If they tried to keep shit the same while just deleting the bikes, it's a disaster. That cop RP will be a ghost town in weeks as people just stop giving a fuck about crim shit. I think Kyle realizes this.


Marigoldsgym

How many cops are there ?


Marigoldsgym

Can't spell copium without cop


TheDerpedOne

crim spends 510k on a bike for a job and all cops can do is bitch. Crims risk everything.


SoDamnToxic

Lmao, that's Yaegers bike and he doesn't do bank jobs. Local bikes are just as OP.


Trumpets22

I’ve seen X have like 20 minute chases on the bikes and eventually get caught because he makes a mistake and couldn’t lose them earlier. He lost the cops with both robberies in like 45 seconds or less with this bike. And he’s not even a good driver. The bike literally is that good and even X admitted that.


TheDerpedOne

No, no they aren't.


SoDamnToxic

Yes, yes they are. Why do you think crims constantly use them? Why do you think cops won't allow crims free passage to them? Do you play on the server to have a more valid opinion than people who do and have said as much?


NDJumbo

They literally are not, there is recorded proof of them not being as op, why argue something that is factually and provably not true?


SoDamnToxic

Because the people who play on the server have said so? I'll ask again, do you play on the server?


Schadenfreude88

Totally right, all oncologists that haven't personally survived cancer are shit at their jobs because they haven't gone through it themselves. (this is such a weak counterargument in nearly all scenarios: "have YOU personally done X or Y?) GTFO... people on the server *have* said that bikes are OP, but THAT bike in particular just smokes the rest of them, it's not even close and you're being willfully ignorant if you think otherwise. It accelerates much, much faster for one, and more importantly, the reason they literally nerfed the Dominator, it's WAY faster than anything the cops have. Outhandling the cops and evading is one thing, it takes skill and knowledge of the city. Driving in a straight line on the highway at speeds 30-40mph faster than any cop car or chopper isn't difficult. Even X after this job said it felt wrong and it's cheesy as hell to use it because it's so strong.


SoDamnToxic

What a shit analogy. Yes because being a doctor is comparable to playing a game. Okay dude.


NDJumbo

Because you can look at fucking videos of yeager's bike having more acceleration by a mile, a higher top speed by a mile, faster braking by a mile and turning easier by a mile. You don't need to play on a server to compare two vehicles so get out of here with that trash argument


Sogeking33

3 months to nerf something that's been done for the first time? I'm confused. How is there no counter? The first thing on your list is an actual counter, not a nerf. They can also make it procedure to check for hidden vehicles inside if it becomes too common or announce that they'll shoot upon them exiting if it's on a bike. They can get creative as to the reasons why but saying there are no counters isn't true.


SoDamnToxic

The bike, is what I'm referring to. The bike bank meta has been a problem for 3 months. The first thing in my list is absolutely not a counter you want because crims will get fucked HARD if cops straight up deny free passage from the bank. They'll straight up block the doors with their cars and that's going to make even getting OUT of the bank a problem. Spike strips only last 5 seconds so it's not an option besides absolutely denying it as a negotiation piece as well as denying to put away Helis. So basically crims will get NOTHING that they want because of the bikes being over powered. >They can also make it procedure to check for hidden vehicles inside if it becomes too common or announce that they'll shoot upon them exiting if it's on a bike. Lol, neither of those will happen. Oh yea just let a cop walk into a bank, nothing can go wrong there, totally not straight up NVL. Also shooting as soon as it comes out is incredibly difficult because of the acceleration, things a fucking rocket.


Sogeking33

Didn't they nerf bikes though? And bikes have some risk to them. They aren't the best on turns and you're a lot easier shot because you're in the open. Seems like most people use cars then swap to bikes later but that swapping process ends in failure sometimes. I mean isn't that fine if shooting is difficult? It's not like you want them to win instantly every time. And they could just look through the window then to check or ask them and if they lie they could shoot. Also, the threat of them shooting if they have a bike will cause people to use bikes less often. For the blocking part, I didn't mean the actual doorway but a barricade of cars around the building so it's hard for the bike to accelerate in a straight path away. If it has to maneuver a bit it'll slow down enough for an easier shot. Lastly, isn't this a really expensive bike? And it's also just one person who is getting away on it. There are a lot of factors here to where I'm finding this not as "OP" as others.


sourc32

If cops dont meet crims demands they should just shoot the hostage.


frozn1991

Or they will just allow shooting them when fleeing


Ferromagneticfluid

I can tell you how to counter it: open fire on any bikes you see. There is no other way to stop them. That won't make the crims happy.


drox9

JUST RP IT OUT KYLE.


imbakinacake

JUST LEARN TO TAKE THE L


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DecipherXCI

Lmao Ramee still looking at the door to see if he leaves not knowing he was already hitting 150kmh down the freeway.


JammyDodger777

X really was the ghost rider from Ramee’s POV


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savagelord64

It was actually a fucking 1000 iq plan, not even clickbaiting. But you know what that means, cops finna nerf it.


baterrr88

It's an actual unstoppable plan, no shit it wont last long.


Sogeking33

I mean if you do the same thing over and over they'll catch on and can prepare for it in the future. Isn't that why they do different plans each time?


savagelord64

True, they just did it again. Its pretty OP. BUUUTTT, the cops have been buzzin lately. Just watch Kyle, he talks about it, not happy.


awdsdasd

Good


NerrionEU

Cops have been nerfing crims strategies one by one every week there is barely anything left you can do other than being a rat.


toxicsnek

It's pretty pathetic how many times criminals are nerfed, like they have to wait for backup, make some of the cops sit in their cars, there, nerfed.


ancine

i mean, realistically, how many bank heists in real life succeed? In RP, the cops have to go easy on the criminals intentionally


toxicsnek

I thought this was a GTA RP, not real life where most criminals would spend the rest of their lives in jail. The cops aren't intentionally going easy in the RP, otherwise there wouldn't be repeated buffs to the cops.


ancine

i mean, stuff like "safe passage" is complete bullshit and the fact they can't ram them, the fact it is much easier to escape in gta than in real life due to the fact real life has traffic, easier mishandling of vehicles at high speed etc.


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ZaNyMeMeRxd

Cops can't block off all the roads or anything because free passage due to hostages, which is the problem, the only way to shut it down is instantly because it goes like 170 and has double the acceleration of slick top police cars. Spike strips are another thing they don't generally deploy unless there's a bike and they only last 5s and require having people on the right exits. There's no effective way to counter it unless you know the bike is inside of the bank, which is the whole point of hiding it, so its not clear what to do.


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ZaNyMeMeRxd

That's the thing though, no-one can catch the bike, so even leaving 1 exit would be GG for the cops, what are they supposed to do? Chasing with a heli doesn't even work once the bike gets in any area with overhead cover like any of the whole map's train tunnels both up north or in the city, or under an overpass.


Hawkence

why dont they bring a police bike?


Blackstone01

Because they don’t have a police bike. Police don’t have their own bikes available (due in part to the fucking things turning into land mines). Plus that bike specifically is Vigor’s tricked out bike, which is significantly faster than any land vehicle the cops have. If it’s used too much they’d likely just impound it with high as shit fines or take it away for good.


ultralaser360

they could lie, but the reason the police dont do it is because its a small city and they know that other crims will find out and will danger future hostages and increase violence in rp


MobiusF117

Yes, because the "no heli" demand seems to work out well every time...


Ghettohamburga

The first part is such a bad take and will literally cause malding hours for many criminals. Then there will be a shootout and then everyone will find themselves back in 2.0. Like just yesterday CG got mad at the cops then proceeded to destroy and kill so many cops to the point of them wanting to "go off duty". You literally cannot lie to the criminals in the RP scenario. especially when you have 12+ units and ARs ready to gun them down, the first mistake they make aka accidentally bumping in to a cop or ramming one.


killerbasher1233

since when have you seen cops blocking the roads, giving only 1 clear path? plus the crims always demand a clear path so they can escape


manbrasucks

I think the only option would be to spike strip the doors as the hostage come out. If they get push back from the crims then they'll know a bike is in the back and get ready. Maybe shoot tires or taze.


Zenovv

Can't you put spike traps around entrances? Or do they not have that in this game


Hxto

To be fair how could the cops nerf it, to me it looks like all X did was figure that a bike could fit into the building. Correct me if I’m wrong but all it seems like he did was put 2 and 2 together and found out what could fit in what.


ahpau

they're probably gonna just patch it or rework the banks such that you cant fit a bike in there. he spoke about them patching stuff because of the dumb shit he does, like trunk hopping in cop cars. either way, it favors the cops, as usual.


Senpaisaurus-Rex

At this point there's literally no reason for anyone to keep defending cops when so many things have been changed in their favour. The fucking bike meta only happened because it was pretty much the only viable way to escape.


Twoapplesnbanana

Exactly. They keep nerfing other things and buffing cops... all they're doing is countering the changes to have a chance. And still many times its like 4v20 lol, so when someone tries something more tame (like leaving with 1 4-door) they get screwed.


OGTypohh

Crims definitely need some love don't get me wrong but I'm glad people aren't doing like 5 bank jobs in one day anymore lol. Plus, we've seen a lot of cool ideas like this one happen after the recent changes. Heli got nerfed. I wish they were better at limiting officers unless it's the vault. Crims are starting to have ugraded tuner cars. Digital den has a bunch of new equipment coming out. Crims now have molis, weed, meth, and class 2 weapons. I think almost everyone agrees cops have been strong but i can already see the balance changing. People need to just not freak out because the dev team is actively making changes. It's heathly to have a hard cop meta to keep things fresh and to get people to rethink the same unoriginal plans.


manbrasucks

Honestly it's almost impossible to make things balanced as crims have a huge advantage in initiative being able to plan ahead and cops having to react. So either stack cops and overwhelm the crims or crims get away 90% of the time. I really can't see a way to get things even. Even "limit cops" doesn't work because even teams means they can just lure them to an ambush, kill them, and get away. Element of surprise can easily get you 2-3 kills turning a 6v4 into 4v3. Then you'll get shit where they use class 1s, kill a wave of cops, switch to class 2s, and kill another wave. We've seen this happen in 2.0.


OGTypohh

A perfect balance imo is when CG or CB can do jobs but others struggle. I don't even watch them much but everyone knows they're both a power house. I think it's pretty balanced to have the "pros" able to do jobs when they really try. That way new players have to evolve if they actually want to make it. I agree with what you have to say but i have a more optimistic approach. I wouldn't say it's impossible but everyone has a different opinion on how things should be balanced.


Schadenfreude88

That's just gatekeeping options for roleplay to only established crews. It's not a good way to run the server. Especially when it comes down to something as low level now as a Fleeca. People will legit quit playing if they aren't able to do content without being forced into crews that probably already don't want everyone and their brother in them.


OGTypohh

Like i said, new players would have to evolve if they want to make it. That's how it's always been.. not like I'm saying they shouldn't be able to do them at all. I was only talking about those groups in regards to balance changes. If anyone can do a bank robbery easily, then that's a problem. If CG can't do any robberies at all, then thats a problem as well. Which is why the middle ground is having it be possible but challenging.


MobiusF117

This. The crims really don't want to use bike, because that's a "rat plan". They want to be creative with it, which is why both CG and CB were pulling out the air vehicles to switch it up, but the only plan involving a plane that succeeded (as far as I know) was the CB Paleto heist with Sykkuno. They were never under the impression that those planes would be a better plan than bikes, but at least it's different.


MrHuDat

spike strips at door of bank might work, idk if they deal damage to players but that strategy would thwart any vehicle hiding in bank plan but would cause even more hostility between cops/crims Cops making more demands than criminals with hostages makes no sense, I'd like to see crims just start using bikes anyway and pick and shoot a hostage that would then sue the police if they made a demand to remove the bike. After 2 or 3 dead hostages it would make no sense for the server to maintain the no bike rule


bistix

I'm not going to pretend to know the rules but I've heard cops say multiple times they cant spike strip bikes. I assumed this is because it would have a really good chance of killing the driver irl. Not sure how the rules apply to this situation since he wouldn't have enough speed to make dying (irl) likely when just leaving the bank. Again maybe I'm completely off and they are allowed to spike bikes.


coldmtndew

They really need to fuck off with the no taking hostages with you shit as well. They go back on the helicopter every single time.


Still_Same_Exile

bikes are also uncatchable unless they get in an accident


SeaTheTypo

Helicopters are also unavoidable unless they run out of fuel.


Still_Same_Exile

robbers lose helicopters a lot of the time


what_is_reddit_for

I just assumed it wasn't allowed, I mean why wouldnt have people done this day 1, i thought about it 1 second after I saw how bank robberies went down now he does it and its 1000 iq?


Fausterion18

The same way they did to the vault, code the server so vehicles can't get inside banks. This is literally a thing btw, you cannot bring a bike into the vault because there's an invisible wall over all the entrances.


eriaxy

Before I've seen a bank robbery I thought that every robbery looks that way because you can't keep a gun on a hostage while entering the car. Thought that people just park 4 bikes inside the bank and drive off.


Pacify_

Its such a ratfuck plan haha Cops will start shooting people that do it in the future no doubt lmao. Funny to use it a few times tho


Freedomf63

No need to nerf anything. Spike strips, front door. Done.


usedtobetoxic

Spike strips only last for like 5 seconds and cost $600 each.


Freedomf63

Oh shit. Welp there goes that idea.


eveneeens

park two cop car in a way to block any exit except the getaway car


BassF115

I'm just waiting for the hatewatchers to come here and bitch about anything lol


philippiaNcs

“um is that even allowed?” 🤓👆


Bryciee

"reported to nopixel admins! bye bye buddy" 🤓👆


Kervvy

"clipped and shipped" 🤓👆


MortalAsStrongAsGods

Same lol


bazettfraga707

the wheelchair is zooming 39 mph guys he is exceeding the speed limit go for a pit make sure he stays criple for life


MechaZen

And now cops nerf it, just wait


AkkyYT

They have nerfed it, they said if there are any bikes on scene they will not let the robbers leave and offer a car. X hid the bike inside


MechaZen

yeah i know, im watching the stream, but they will do their thing and make that if they see a bike they shoot or whatever powergaming


Freedomf63

How about this....they just spike strip the front door.


MechaZen

Thats is like ramming or shooting tires, straight up powergaming, cops just need to get good, they are 20v4, make plans like far blockages(let crims pass but in the other kilometer puts a blockage), or well put strips, or better just fucking shoor them after 1 minute in chase. But also take away crims restrictions, let them use bikes boats 6 people whatever. And even better, let cops use Well positioned trained snipers, this way crims will need to hide behind hostages, and if cops kills hostages, the city advices the hostage to sue the PD for 50k, and the cop that killed the civilian gets One day ban from the server, this way they could go all out, this way cops will REALLY care about hostage life and do whatever crims demand, but as soon as the hostage is secured, it is all out from both sides It would be the best, cause if cops shoot and kill the hostage they get fucked but they get the robbers. If crims shoot the hostage cops get fucked but they get caught. No one gets on top But If cops secure hostage and the robbers they can get the hostage to sue robbers for kidnapping etc aside from charges. If cops just get the hostage they lose nothing but they fail as cops. If crims escapes with money they are gold. Nice all this drama solved by me thx for coming to my Ted about GTA pretenders


Freedomf63

Is this /s? Because you did not even close your brackets. If this isn't sarcasm, how about you focus on what I said instead of literally everything else you could possible bring up?


MechaZen

oh sry, it isnt sarcasm and thx for the bracket, i forgot in euphoria. About the strips, no it is unrealistic, and powerful. but strips on far roads are ok


Freedomf63

Really? I'd actually think the opposite. There's no "power" to be gained by spiking the front door, that is unless the thieves are lying about their intentions of escape. Spiking roads, can cause plans to be foiled and cause anger amongst those whom may using cars. I understand the some what distraught people feel about not being able to use bikes in chases (or to the very least stick to the roads/need to transition to them from a car). But this is still a game in which the bikes control very well, have amazing acceleration/top speed, and control unrealistically in off road terrains. I mean if that "IS" the reasoning, I get it. Sucks but "I get it" If I'm wrong in any of that, I just watch I don't play.


MechaZen

But crims cant be mad, if they were giver all options, in this time they only get 4 people and a car (now bikes cause x brought them up) with this if u spike it, it is bs. But the spikes in a front door is beyond unreallistic. Roadspikes are made for the road, they can negotiate a scene escape but beyond that they are chased and can be spiked from my point of view


Freedomf63

I mean shoving a bike in a bank, and getting traction and acceleration without whiskey throttling a bike off past cruisers is as well unrealistic. Past doors and people all that obstruction. But lets take this at a game value, X sees the opportunity that instead of transitioning to bikes for a getaway. That the bikes have the all these amazing attributes and if you get even 2 seconds ahead your gone. Right? We can all agree on that assessment. This is why bikes getaways are just dull as dirt. And if you are just getting away with every chase, admins are just gonna roll the profit margins lower and lower. Because there is no reasonable reason to meta a mechanic to a very high success rate. It's boring to watch, chase, and eventually get away with. So we have now have a issue, where is the middle ground? I've always thought bikes for this exact reason are why you can't have them to start. So if bikes are supposedly off the table to begin with. Then spiking a doorway shouldn't be on the criminals mind. And it's realistic for a cop to deploy after an an incident becomes repeated. I rather see what other ideas X pulls out his head, because it's not like this is the end all be all of escape plans. EDIT: Side note; I believe deploying strips has a cost associated with it. So it's not is as if though the cops are not committing 'something' on the table at that point.


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MechaZen

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Pacify_

Its been like that since almost the start of 3.0, which is why people switch to bikes. No one is dumb enough bring a bike to the bank anymore


Zzeon

they will recruit more cops until everyone is cop in the server


janoDX

COP SERVER Pog


Panda_hat

All cops except X who they follow everywhere 100% of the time.


janoDX

I mean, they need content to keep their numbers above 500 viewers.


Baigne

COPIXEL OMEGALUL


smurfkipz

In that case, stage a fake robbery on the other side of town, wait for them to group up at that location, and perform the actual robbery at another bank. BIG BRAIN play.


ShelfAboveMyDildo

I don’t think it’s even possible to nerf it, they wouldn’t be able to know there was a hidden person or a full bike in the back and it happens too fast for cops to even react it’s basically a new meta so that’s good considering cops have been buffed and crims have been nerfed


Possible_Foot

Robbers are always going to park their get away vehicle out front. Park a cruiser on either side to block off a bikes route out of the building. Pretty simple way to cut down on this.


ShelfAboveMyDildo

but here’s the thing, a bike performs as well off-road so he could easily just go in between in the grass at paleto and most fleecas having both sides spike striped goes against the request of “no spikes strips” so that would be NVL since it was requested upon the hostage freedom and safety + free passage so what people are recommending as a solution are already requested from the robbers


LineageGc

I really don't get why the cops are that much of a baby to nerf the bike when the bike costed $500k, like no shit its going to go fast if its half a million. Who tf would pay half a million for a bike that can't escape cops, that just shows how much the cops wants to win. The cop's cars are already op, yet they paid basically nothing for there op cars and want to nerf every vehicle that gets away from them due to their trash driving. Copixel in a nutshell.


MechaZen

It is op but like u said it is 500k


Blackstone01

The problem with bikes is one of the civilian ones you can steal. That bike specifically there’s only one of, and if Vigors lends it out/says it was “stolen” too much it’s gonna be impounded. It’s why you don’t really ever see tuner cars used for banks, the fail case means you’re fucked out of 500k.


Brade550

This wont be nerfed, only 1 person on the server has this bike he just used right now and it costs 500k. Yaeger isn't gonna lend this out to everyone.


dosor1871

It is nerfed. So they though of a way around it. I doubt the plan will work forever though


DayDreamerJon

cant cops just block off the entrance with cars? Wouldnt have to nerf the bikes mechanics


killerbasher1233

and block the getaway car as well? i don't get it


TeemoBestmo

he took a play out of the Bane playbook. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAjEW2zgs\_o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAjEW2zgs_o)


WakaWaka707

Great now I have to rewatch The Dark Knight Rises. Fuck it, the whole trilogy.


Notoriousjed1

wtf this plan was actually genius, idk how they are going to but they will try nerf this start somehow


benzodiazpines

Bonus he did this once already solo robbery but the first time he got shot by a cop while he was stuck in animation, so the next time he made the hostage take the money from the vault while using them as a human meat shield and then robbed the hostage to skip the animation


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killerbasher1233

so cops just ignore crims' demand for no spike strips?


Freedomf63

How am I ignoring your order for no spikes strips sir? These spikes are at the FRONT DOOR, you're vehicle is over here...


Ferromagneticfluid

You know how spike strips work, right? They only last about 3-5 seconds. So are they going to have someone waiting there, spiking the door?


OParadise

Cops took 1 massive L, time to nerf! IF WE CANT WIN WE CHANGE THE RULES!


WhyUBuliMe

POV: You’re looking for RP Andys


catthrower69

GTA rp reddit malding about this, i have a slight feeling the majority of these rp frogs watch cops and want them to never take L's, at this point give cops the oppressor mk2 from GTA online and they might stop complaining


desert40k

Not really. The thread about it is pretty tame and many people liked the creativity. The current cop-crims balance is and was heavily discussed especially after the changes. And people are aware that its totally inbalanced. There are daily clips or threads about this topic. Few hours ago was the clip of rated on frontpage talking about exactly that. The Kyle thread is more malding but its still pretty tame compared shit we saw in the past.


enfrozt

It should honestly be like among us, something like 30% cops winning to 70% crims balance on average considering it's so fucking hard right now for crims and they almost break even to making a slight amount. Right now you make more working at burgershot. There's no reason you should have infinite refuel helis, ar15s, 8 cop cars, spike strips, have robbers wait on cops...


shmozey

I think it should be harder to pull off so like 70% 30% in favour of cops but then increase the reward payout massively. Seems more realistic and better for RP to me.


NerrionEU

Go and check the GTA rp reddit no one is malding at Xqc, this is actually one of the first time people agree with him because of how ridiculous the cop rules have been lately.


Ferromagneticfluid

Cops take L's all the time. Crims get away most of the time, or 3/4 of them get away. The fact is this is not good RP because there isn't any realistic way for a cop to prevent this other than shooting the biker once the hostage is clear. And that isn't good for RP either.


eyhtzeeo

@ copwatchers :tf: mad???


growlgater

even at the cops pov that bike is like speed hacking that they just give up the on the chase


Tales90

im sure next time they have 10 cars and just shoot him from the bike when he drives out of the bank


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I'm watching this rn LMAO


OLDMOLDYBUNS

inb4 bullshit made up rule number 27


Golex9000k

That was too fast too furious


joyjoyerjoy

amazing rp from xcow


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What about this is 1000 IQ? Context anyone?


AkkyYT

Police are against bikes and have decided moving forward if they see bikes they will remove them and provide a car, but police are pretty OP now that they're shooting tyres and have such a hug amount of police available. So he hid the bike inside and baited a car outside


MortalAsStrongAsGods

Bruh he just did it again the madlad loool....cops malding 100%


Forest-Wolf

I don't wanna give the cops ideas but I think helicopters should only join the chase if there's a bike and stay on it


Yung_Gravyx

I thought bikes were OP already... that one just makes them look insane


Stuck_On_A_Shelf

500k Bike fully maxed out dude, it is what it is.


Odd_Cycle_8699

ok I might be outgrowing these morons, HOLY SHIT HE BROUGHT THE BIKE IN THE BANK 10000 IQ


kujasgoldmine

Has the subathon started yet?


lucarocaw

no he said he plants to start june 1st but its not final


dongman44

Is that a new bike? Cause god damn Also I hate bike getaways but this was pretty good


Marigoldsgym

Bike meta achieved Can someone time stamp when he starts everything or preps it


MatterofDoge

1000 iq to do something that 99% of crims wouldn't because its boring? the professional bank robbers in this scenario were the guys escaping in a 4 door.