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Me when defenders try to explain how the game changed his/her life.

Me when defenders try to explain how the game changed his/her life.

  • By - 0-51

efil4rennug

Just put up a picture of Joel-sus, why don't you? He died so that this abomination of a game sold *as well as it did*.


bigot31

How in the flying fuck does this change someone's life ?


Strange-Aspect-6082

I guess being deppresed for 25 hours is enough to change someone's life.


BigHardDkNBubblegum

As if they weren't the same exact thing for the 25 years before they played it. They'll be depressed for another 25 after they play it too. Only then, will sweet, blissful senility be the highlight of these people's lives, and everyone knows it.


Alto1869

> arrow to armpit That must hurt like hell. Oof


TaJoel

Defenders will always hyperbolize this game to define status, and dissimulate all their philosophical analysis. Thinking beyond what the story tells us at face value in simplicity terms


Admirable_Top9253

The first game had a story that was influenced by secret dialogues, and a man whose dark interior is unlocked by a young girl who makes him draw to her like a father. I saw nothing like that in the second game just pointless violence. At least Joel is not proud of what he did in the apocalypse, unlike Abby.


snack217

First game was an original multilayered story that used the zombie apocalypse as backdrop. Second game is just a zombie apocalypse story that uses overused plot devices and cliches.


dudenho

Yukio Mishima


Roanoketrees

It changed my life too. After that came out I vowed to never preorder another game again. Burn me once, shame on you, twice and it's on me. Won't be a twice.


Basque_Barracuda

Nothing Progressive can ever change your life for the better


SideshowMantis

Sauce?


0-51

About what?


SideshowMantis

The screenshot, seems to be from a film of some kind?


0-51

It is but I didn't watched any film of yukio mishima to know where this scene came from I just took it as a random image.


SideshowMantis

Oh, I see. Thanks anyway c:


charlierock18

They all belong in r/i'm14andthisisdeep


N22A

When people still talk about a game they "dislike".


0-51

What's wrong with Still disliking it?


N22A

Technically nothing, more publicity for the game. But to talk about somthing you dont like over a year and a half later.? Idk, seems sorta counter intuitive. Theirs gotta be better things for you guys to do.


0-51

Bruh it still is unhealthy to consume A product either if it's positive or negative.


N22A

What? Lol I don't think so.


0-51

y?


N22A

So it's unhealthy to consume something I enjoy and makes me have a better day....? Cuz that's what you just tried to say lol


0-51

So you say it's wrong to still dislike it and and isn't wrong to like it.......


N22A

Yes. You don't see very many subs on here hating on games that were "bad" in their opinion(especially a year an a half later). Like I said, sorta counter intuitive. Their HAS to be somthing better for you guys to do.


Mrdude000

This is a hate subreddit. The people here like to hate on the game and feel superior to those who enjoy it.


BigHardDkNBubblegum

>Technically nothing, more publicity for the game. "*4 million copies guys, and theeeeeeen.... ~~we're expecting millions more over the following 12 months~~*" (a year later) **NOTHING** . . Did WE do that..? Gee, we're awfully sorry about that... . . . BHAAAAAAAHAAAAHAA!! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ gAmE oF tHe yEaR!! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ The only thing tryin' to get its hands on a copy... is DUST!! ROTFLMFAO!!! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ OHHH, IT HURTS!!! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£ PLEASE!!! MAKE IT STOP!!


N22A

Are you ok? I suggest calming down before you pop somthing. Also, a year and a half later ..."Still on Top Ten selling list".


sevenbiscuit7

https://www.npd.com/news/entertainment-top-10/2021/top-10-video-games/ Most definitely not in the top ten selling list for August 2021.


N22A

Yup must've recently went off. The post I saw it was at #10. So your point being?


sevenbiscuit7

Can you link it? - So your point being? Isn’t it obvious? Lmao. Point being that it is not in the august 2021 top ten.


N22A

I saw it on this sub or the other recently. Like, today if I'm not mistaken. Did I say "August" you salt machine? No. Sombodys assuming aren't they lol


sevenbiscuit7

Oh here https://www.google.com/amp/s/venturebeat.com/2021/06/14/may-2021-npd-improving-weather-and-pandemic-conditions-cannot-slow-u-s-game-sales/amp/ Looks like it didn’t make May 2021 top 20 neither


sevenbiscuit7

https://www.google.com/amp/s/venturebeat.com/2021/05/27/april-2021-npd-returnal-mlb-and-pokemon-maintain-momentum-for-game-sales/amp/ Whew man, not even April 2021’s top 20


sevenbiscuit7

https://www.google.com/amp/s/venturebeat.com/2021/04/16/march-2021-npd-monster-hunter-rise-sales-soar-to-no-2-in-the-u-s/amp/ ouch, not March neither??


sevenbiscuit7

So to be clear, no it is not in the top 10 for a year and half


sevenbiscuit7

Recently usually means a short amount of time. But here https://www.google.com/amp/s/venturebeat.com/2021/07/16/june-2021-npd-ratchet-clank-and-mario-golf-set-franchise-records/amp/ looks like it wasn’t even in the top 20 of June 2021 neither. And if you cant pull the link then you have no proof


sevenbiscuit7

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gamespot.com/amp-articles/best-selling-games-and-systems-of-july-2021-us-skyward-sword-hd-ps5-and-switch-top-the-charts/1100-6495131/ Looks like it wasn’t in July 2021 neither


foss071987

It's also unhealthy to worship a piece of garbage and claim it's the best game ever


N22A

Did I ever claim that? Mass Effect Trilogy is my fav game series ever. Don't assume. Also, I don't think it's garbage. You do. That's what I'm getting at, you HAVE to have somthing better to be doing with your time other than talking about a piece of "garbage" right?


foss071987

I never said you claimed that, only stated a fact about the many imbeciles that worship the game and Neil. And you gonna say the same thing about people that worship the game? Don't they have better things to do than talk about a game thats been on sale since a few months after it's release and the company refuses to release the sale numbers? That just proves it's hot garbage. Btw, knowing that this sub absolutely hates the game, why are you even a part of it? Isn't it a waste of YOUR time trying to defend the game to a bunch of people you know hate it?


N22A

Irrelevant if I never claimed such a thing. Lol. Yeah bub. Let me give you some actual facts. A) Top selling exclusive to date with over 4 million on the opening weekend. B) still a top ten best seller even a year and a half later. Check if you don't believe me. C)still 45 shmeckles where I live so idk what you even mean tbh. Yes. I like it so it doesn't feel like that to me, but yes. Your are correct on this point.


foss071987

Lmao the only reason it has top selling opening weekend is from PRESALES where Naughty Dog straight up lied to the fans about the game. And you can't even prove it's a top 10 best seller a year after it's release because Naughty Dog refuses to release the sales numbers. And BTW, shmeckles are worthless in this reality, so that means the game is worthless too


N22A

Dude. If you bought that two second of Joel in one trailer compared to 7 years of Joel death theories then that sounds a like personal problem for you. Also, you can literally look it upπŸ‘. Or nah, avoid the facts if you wish. And.......that was a joke.


foss071987

Don't you read the posts in this sub? Most people aren't mad that Joel died. I'm not mad he died. I'm mad he died the way he did right at the beginning of the game after being led on that the story would be another adventure of Ellie AND Joel. Why would Naughty Dog lie in the trailers unless they knew it was going to piss people off?


BigHardDkNBubblegum

Shmeckles... stfu neil. All you do is fkn lie. How fitting. You weren't born to make video games *BUB* (god dude ur so fkn lame πŸ™„). . You were born to be a eunuch tending a REAL man's harem. Fulfill your destiny Neil! All you'd need to become one is a toenail clippers πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


N22A

Cool.


BigHardDkNBubblegum

No. Making sure untalented fruitcakes FAIL and gtfo of gaming is everyone's responsibility. They're lucky we aren't the mafia. This is our way of *taking care of problems*, capiche?


N22A

What? Are you ok bro? Your comments sound weird.