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backcrossedboy

Where I live, even with strict gun laws, whenever there is a gunshot there is either a dead or a severely injured. So this dude probably made the neighbor call the cops and someone thought a friend might be laying face first on the ground. All of that for half a beer.


Amazing-Grapefruit27

dude could have at least SHOT TOWARDS THE DIRT….


_DocChicken

Exactly what I was thinking. I just hope there was nothing alive nearby.


sm12511

Reminds me of a recent situation in Afghanistan where 17 people were killed from celebratory gunfire in the air from Taliban troops. They were firing straight up. The leaders told them to cut that shit out.


_DocChicken

Even Islamist religious-political movements / military organization are saying it's a dick move. Take a hint people 😆


Southern_Sloth

He is way too drunk to have a gun and be shooting it off like that. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing) Definitely a dick move.


galaxyeyes47

Dying from an errant bullet that was fired into the air for no reason is a weird fear of mine.


neegs

Living in the UK this is such a fucking odd fear for me to even grasp


Amazing-Grapefruit27

seriously, to anyone that likes doin that shit on the 4th or NYE. shoot the damn ground ya smoothbrains. there’s always ONE story of a roof getting hit or something similar.


Peanut9944

No the dumbass shouldn't be handling a firearm while under the influence. This man is a fucking moron and shouldn't be a part of the community


TootsNYC

he also shouldn't be treating it like a toy


DNAMadScientist

Half a beer and half functional ears


oRAPIER

This is like the definition of survivorship bias. In areas without strict gun control and in the boonies, which this area probably is given the back ground, no one is calling the cops for this. Cops wouldn't even send a patrol car out for a call like that.


roundandroundwego123

one fourth of a beer tops.


backcrossedboy

Yeah I was a bit generous.


rogue_giant

And on top of that, most states have strict laws regarding concealed carry (which he's doing) while being intoxicated. So in this video, you can clearly see an individual who is under the influence improperly handling AND discharging a firearm. By doing so, he has given himself a discharge of a firearm charge, possessing a firearm while under the influence ticket, and depending on the state, may no longer be able to have a concealed carry or CWP license. All for half a can of shitty beer.


WhoLickedMyDumpling

with gunpowder. half a beer mixed with gunpowder.


WuanTonBomb

Nah. Where I live, when you hear gun shots you go "someones shootin". Now a gun fight at night, youd call but one shot every now and then wouldn't even be a nuisance. So he could do this, once every 10 minutes and be good. It's just one shot, not a gun fight.


glitchmaster099

You know it's already illegal to discharge a gun like that? He broke like 5 laws on camera...


redditor_since_2005

Oh, I'm sorry. I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!


BicBoiSpyder

I'm sure you're joking, but people think that's a real response from gun owners. It's an extreme stereotype just to demonize guns and the people who have them. Every single gun owner I have met over my life going to ranges, gun shops, and gun shows would have at the very least called the police. Gun safety is taken very seriously by law-abiding gun owners because we know how dangerous guns are.


redditor_since_2005

I'm sure you're right, but also I'm pretty sure it would have been *this* guy's response.


SpecialistWash2593

Everything he just did was illegal. If someone called the cops and showed the video, he would be arrested. We have strict gun laws and we do enforce them.


gman9094

He needs friends that hold him accountable. If I were to even have my pistol on me while we were drinking I’d be called out in an instant by my friends.


32modelA

Exactly you dont carry at a party. Dont get drunk with your gun


fastlee93

What he did was illegal. How are more gun laws going to help idiot.


ArtichokeNaive2811

cuz that woulda of stopped him!!!........? I also heard strict drug laws makes it so people dont sell drugs..


BraydonBroome

This is illegal. I’m pretty much every state.


Everydaywhiteboy

Pretty sure that’s negligent discharge and is already against the law


hognuts73

We should start with enforcing the laws we have


PSX_

Lmfao, does anything about this guy scream “I follow the laws” to you?!


Lord-Macaroni

Even if you hypothetical gun laws were in place this crazy dude woulda opened that beer can with a flintlock pistol, don’t let one jackass decide gun laws for normal people


nerwal85

The right to bear arms but everyone knows someone who definitely should not have a gun


awsamation

Everyone also knows someone who shouldn't be trusted to assemble ikea furniture. We all know someone is a bad method for determining what should and shouldn't be illegal.


nerwal85

Oh I never said guns should or shouldn’t be illegal, just that we all know someone who probably shouldn’t have one lol


Quietabandon

But ikea furniture generally isn’t a threat to peoole outside of that persons home.


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OptimizedforseriesX

Fuck around and find out 1835


frankydie69

I’m sure all those underage gang members walking around with guns adhere to strict gun laws /s


MadeinArkansas

We should all follow Chicago’s lead. They have extremely strict gun control and almost no gun violence


spaztick1

That was already illegal on several levels, but whatever.


rDariussssssss

He should have his hands cut off to prevent him endangering others.


plopezwood

At least a couple of fingers to make impossible to hold a gun ever again.


phoenix5irre

He almost shot them off himself...


Ninjulian_

what? the? fuck? no! he should go to jail or be punished in a fucking humane way... in what kind of dystopia do u wanna live?


johnnypayphone

Nobody’s more psycho than a gun grabber, because they look at a tool and immediately envision murder. Normal people think that countries who cut off hands for crimes are barbaric


fuck_all_you_people

He needs to attend 30 hours of firearms training and pay a hefty fine you fucking psychopaths.


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BobF57

Needs to be arrested.


DudeBroGuyManSir

Metal shards gonna hurt coming out the other end. If they make it out.


c1rinq

1 guy 1 can


GuyWhoSaidThat

Think about all the glass to


sirwillups

That's a can. Looks like that shitty white claw stuff too.


Doctor_Panek

That's why he shot it


Flawdaman95

It’s a fucking white claw…..take his gun away


CosmicCosmix

Murica: **100**


Sinlaire1

This guy definitely desk pops.


land8844

Iunderstoodthatreference.jpg


Klikbate

when was your last desk pop ?


Drago836

September 08


Dannyboy-10

I searched the comments for this


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front_torch

[actually it seems this is what you get](https://youtu.be/nkGiFpJC9LM)


Frik_shun

Wow. That rabbit hole got deep. Some interesting stuff. Thanks for posting it.


fo55iln00b

You mean a Raiders fan right?


EWMcC79

Fuck anyone in that direction I guess.


AcademicMammoth8101

Actually if you do the calculations, you would be surprised. He used a 9mm bullet which weighs between 7 and 8.3G. Let’s be generous and call it 8, which we will refer to as S The muzzle velocity of this style of handgun is around 375fps, which we can refer to as N. The width of the average can is 4 inches, times that by the density of beer, which is around 1g/cm^3 which is (2.3x4)g we can call “I” The velocity of the bullet after impact with the can will be called P To work out the final bullet velocity you would take the weight of the bullet times by the muzzle velocity divided by the can width x density , which would look like P=NI/S. This calculation isn’t useful or accurate in the slightest, but the formula looks a bit like the word penis. It really wasn’t worth writing this whole comment for such a stupid joke.


slorju

No no I was expecting one of you fkn nerds to bust out equations, was not disappointed also username checks out


giJonny1ea

375m/s. Not FPS.


pedrotecla

lmao also g not G, but is it worth correcting the unit symbols on a joke comment? I don’t know


Actiaslunahello

My dude! You fucking had me. I’m sitting on the toilet thinking I’m fucking learning some math. Hahaha god damnit!


OxyCottenKillz

Giving us responsible gun owners a bad name. I’m Michigan it’s illegal to have a fire arm within your possession if your BAC is 0.04 or higher


ThePelky

Hi Michigan


Chyaoski

I'm Dad


Dopamine_Complex

My mom is dad


Throwaway56138

I woke up drenched in sweht.


Dopamine_Complex

u/savevideo


LightningLemur

I quote this all the time thank you


Dama8

How Europeans envision America summed up right here


CityofCold

I'm European, visiting my American wife's family in the States for the first time right now. Have been here 4 weeks, met about 50 of her relatives. 9 of them have asked if I want to go shoot guns since I can't back home.


PICKLEB0Y

Sounds like 9 of them are great family members


Arsonal-528

What did you say? You should it’s hella fun


CityofCold

I did, shot a 9mm and a 45. Was meh. Probably a lot of fun doing it with a few mates with proper targets and shit so you can get a competition going, but it was a last minute thing so I just shot at some bushes.


anklesaurus

If they’re taking you to the range, it means you’re about to get the most extreme family bonding time of your life


giJonny1ea

Every time our German counterparts show up to do work on our equipment we offer to take them shooting. They’ve been several times and love it.


gamgeegirl

I mean…they’re not entirely wrong haha


Drago836

Some stereotypes are true


plopezwood

Probably uses the phrase “don’t punish us responsible gun owners…” all the time.


PolarizedPeiceOfShit

No, he's the one they are punishing


OldDust8123

Didn’t even have time to not expect anything


fox-mcleod

Betcha didn’t expect that.


BUDSGREEN420

I just see an idiot with a gun.


TheSac44

This is so aggressively American lmao


CarpetPedals

If those two retards shooting a gun from a car got jail time, so should this complete fucking cunt


GenuinelyGarbage

He probably will, this is illegal.


HeartForAWord

Not to mention that terrible muzzle control, whipping that thing out and having it point at probably every single person in front of him.


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MonKeePuzzle

good thing a beer can will stop a bullet and there's literally no danger to anyone standing beyond this /s


AlphaNorth

A man of class


Purple-Friendship

Wow surprised he didnt blow his hand off


B4SSF4C3

Stupid people are the only people in this world that, eventually, get exactly what they deserve.


Sir_Cloudington

Ah yes, drunk people + guns = a badass time


jefuchs

"Taxation is theft!!!" So the Constitution is wrong?


CyberTheWerewolf

r/technicallythetruth We have taxes for a reason.


AccomplishedGarage69

Guess the country


KushKings840

Russia


Wise_Responsibility4

Venezuela


hahnsolo1414

Nothing mixes better than alcohol and guns. It’s on the first page of the hillbilly handbook


paulcaar

No text, just pictures of course.


MoFiggin

What an idiot ~ Hermione Granger


BillyCorgi79

What a sissy. Real men use shotguns.


PolarizedPeiceOfShit

Yeah I also conceal carry a 12 guage


BillyCorgi79

I mean who in their right mind leaves home without one.


getdatazzbanned

r/idiotswithguns


doctorcrimson

Somebody's toddler just took a stray bullet.


r-immortalbeing

r/abruptchaos


RustyBalloonNot

He only wanted a little taste of the whole can


Burnley83

You don’t even need to unmute you know what country this is from.


iLikeGuns40

This is one example of a complete dumb fuck


thesoupoftheday

God, I love this country.


somethingrandom261

I figure this is what if the majority of the left thinks gun owners are like


0n3ph

I think you'd be surprised how many leftists own guns. It's only centrists that don't like them.


eager2beaver

I think you'd be surprised how many centrists own guns. It's a differing percentage of all "ists" that don't like them.


Joshtree-net

What a fucking clown.


deathbike600

Shouldn’t he wait to do that till he had the can In his mouth ? Seems like it would save everyone a lot of time.


PolarizedPeiceOfShit

Lol he'd probably fall for that if you told him


kobinori

When a man turns 21 in america


mpd8888

Yeah because this could NEVER happen in Russia.


d8c00p3r

Lol


Hair-Extra

And his friend standing out of frame is now dead


JunkFace

The mans got a point.


MegaDerpypuddle

I agree with the dude calling him a “motherfucker”


JustARandomUserNow

This is a good way to kill someone


TheBraveBeaver

It’s alright, there’s better ways though


Onyx-55

1.) Mindlessly shooting a gun in a public space where someone could've been hurt or killed 2.) Recording it and posting it online with no attempt to conceal identity 3.) Wasting 80% of his beer trying to look cool Conclusion: fucking idiot


deekaydubya

4.) Drinking glass


JamesLoanstar

I thought it was funny


BandCamp_in_2006

Fuck yeah! fuck taxes! commit tax evasion! Drink a beer in there! All the cool rich guys do it anyways right! So why can’t you!


Chyaoski

Fuck taxes!


BandCamp_in_2006

Woooo!!


Double_Education_690

Same dumb ass that drinks with you and says you are trying to sleep with his 500lb girlfriend sister, and points the gun on you.


Feluxus_

Mmmhh nice tasty powder


RequirementOk1049

Jesus Christ. If only we could we could eliminate this kind of human from the planet.


GenuinelyGarbage

People who condone genocide or 'societal cleansing' aren't better than reckless gun-toting morons.


PolarizedPeiceOfShit

Its not genocide if they all win Darwin awards


CanineTM_yt

B E A S T


the_curious_surfer

Waste of beer and a bullet.


seanbiff

Waste of beer


Trippn21

This guy is a safety hazard. Stay far away.


Evbory

I plead my fifth amendment right to beer arms


WukongApe

One of the many reasons I don't drink poison


S4PG

murica


HereWeGoTeddy

He actually flags the person filming and he was quick on that trigger. Clean draw though. regardless, fuck this guy


kilroyx3

As a responsible gun owner. I would like to say sorry for his behavior. We do not condone acting like this. And by my count he committed at least 4 felonies in that short window. Once again sorry. Have a good night stay safe and stay strapped.


Dredd3Dwasprettygood

As a non gun owner, I feel like I can speak for all non gun owners in accepting your apology


mpd8888

Don't apologize for this idiot. Responsible gun owners aren't responsible for gun abusers.


jdubsb09

“Woah! God dammit mother fucker.” - Surprised camera man.


FlyGod187

He looks like he would raid the capitol 😂


Callmebobbyorbooby

A felony on video. Nice.


twitchisweird

I support gun rights but this guy is an idiot.


Eleventh_Legion

Hey, yutz. Guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the king of England out of your face!


Historical-Read-7095

Can Reddit do it’s thing and get this moron arrested? This is what I imagine other countries think of when America is brought up.


SujfatS

Was that in the middle of a community?


rickyc21117

This is like…really fucking stupid lol


Sorrymisunderstandin

The most libertarian shit I’ve ever seen


CT1914Clutch

Yeah, fuck this guy Actually don’t cause he’ll probably shoot you while you do it


rainmaker-771

Everyone in the comments being so lame


KanyeQQ

Welp this guy is going to jail and/or losing his gun.


SASwants

‘Murica


NotYourAvgMatt

This is the most American thing I’ve seen today. 🇺🇸FREEDUMB!!!! Woooooo!!!!! ’murica 🇺🇸


YokozunaShodai

Nice shirt


Critical_Beyond2911

Hopefully no one got hit by a stray bullet


auznal

Literally Wyoming barbeques


Background-Row4615

The only thing missing is a bald Eagle


PolarizedPeiceOfShit

And a brain


BigBadJohn2U2

And gunpowder residue


Thechellbob

Well that was a waste of beer


geefren

you couldnt be more white than that man right there


xBiskup

I never shot a gun but is it like bunch of pieces of metal when u shoot something? So did this dude drank like bunch of pieces of the bullet?


PolarizedPeiceOfShit

A normal bullet is a single piece of metal and even a hollow point or frangible wouldn't break up from a thin aluminum can


miner_sd

It's low caliber so there's a high chance the bullet will fragment when it hits something also the shredded bits of aluminum can could've lacerated his hands but the biggest risk is the stray bullet


Megastandard

Isn’t there a chance he chugged scraps of aluminum?


Syn11221

Waste of a bullet and worse still waste of beer..


PolarizedPeiceOfShit

And a waste of oxygen


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Loves2watch

where'd his thumb go?


Aaron_Hamm

'bout 50 yards out of frame


AbleArcher88

Is the beer OK?


firest3rm6

I had a dream... A dream where retards have died due to natural selection.


GenuinelyGarbage

Always gonna be a dream because we live in a society where we put warning labels that hot coffee is hot, not to iron clothes while you're wearing them, not to drink every household product under the kitchen sink... We removed merry go rounds from playgrounds for being too "dangerous", if you do something profoundly stupid, the idiot doesn't get blamed for being an idiot, whatever product he hurt himself with by deliberately using it improperly gets blamed. We still ban everything even slightly dangerous, you can't even swim in the pool at your own risk anymore. We bubblewrapped the world.


phiz36

Homer Simpson?!


WildManOnLSD

Universal health care wouldn't work in the United States.


Dense_Solution_9991

Maybe a bit of aluminum cutting up your guts will make you reconsider your life decisions.


Basel00

That pullet will go in a curved path and may hit someone Those things must be tought to people before selling them guns