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BiggestFlower

This person has clearly never jumped over a thing before. Unless they did it on a much smaller planet.


Alternative_Body7345

“The gravity where I’m from I would have cleared that easy. Stupid Earth.”


Fraun_Pollen

*owkwa beltalowda*!


ylietruth

I’ve re-read this so many times! I have no clue what that references, but just reading it has cracked me up!! What a funny sound!!!


LordRobin------RM

Pretty sure it’s Belter dialect from The Expanse.


ylietruth

Something new to Google! Thx


adds8

I can definitely recommend both the books and the show. They're both great.


NoelofNoel

The books are the best bubblegum sci-fi I've ever read. Brilliantly-paced, intriguing, politically and socially charged, great characterization and no gimmicky tech so relatively grounded in reality.


Fraun_Pollen

Near-Futuristic human society of The Expanse that is spread across the solar system and divided into 3 factions: Earth, Mars, and “The Belt” (asteroid/moon dwellers of the outer planets). The Belters use a language with English, Russian, and Chinese influence (to name a few) and heavily use sign language to enunciate their speech and replace other body language that is hard to communicate while in a space suit.


LandArch_0

Read the books (and the little books that go between them). They are written by the editors of GRR Martin.


shaving99

The Expanse it's on prime and it's the best damn show period. Give it til episode 5


talldangry

*Wellwallah* can't jump.


Eyeonman

And they never will again I don't think.


Comfortable_Drama_66

Ummmm, he didn’t jump over the fire…..he jumped in the fire.


serdnaderf

Sat down on it like you would an old couch.


Q_whew

He was listening to Metallica.


MrMutable

So comawwwwn!


TherealMannbun

(intense destroying of high hat)


VladPatton

“Down in the depths of my fiery home, the summoned bell will chime”


gpchamb

Sitting in my room with my head in my hands, just can't seem to move...


DeeMless

He hopped into the fire


iEatPalpatineAss

You call that jumping? I call that falling ~~with~~ without style.


KalconFick

He took Duran Duran too literally


IHavePoopedBefore

Don't just assume you can do things when you have the athleticism of a potato


Makepiecer

Sick burn


Smirkin_Revenge

You lit him up on that one. Take my upvote.


BigWeeb07

These puns are totally fire 🔥


cheeslord192

Y’all bringing in the heat for real.


22Hoofhearted

Hot enough to cook a potato?


TheBarkingGallery

Blistering burns in every post.


qr0y

It’s a sh(fl)ame he now has 3ed degree burn


Krystina_May

My brain can't fully wrap around how you spelt the word...THIRD.


urboijon09

Man it’s not third it’s three EDUCATION as in free education but you gotta pay 3 grand instead


DeCodurr

It’s actually three Erectile Disfunction degree burns.


GreedyTrifle7061

Didn’t know this turned into a bbq


_mkd_

BBQ long pig


Crash_override87

Perfect comment


lookatmykwok

Now he's a baked potato


Joe5691

Beat me to it.


Engine-45

Boom, roasted.


pigeon_egg

A hot potato


WeedTheFinalHope

Why are potatoes always thrown under the bus with a negative connotation?


Elkesito36482

Have you ever seen a potato jump a fire successfully?


ExtinctHerSphincter

Potato’s get better after being in the fire for a time. When’s the last time you saw a stupid human do that?


WeedTheFinalHope

From a human standpoint. But also from a human stand point so does meats, noodles, rice, some cheeses etc. And this isn't even as far as potato bashing has gone. Its used to describe low video quality, excess cellulose and more. I'm here to purify the name of the potato.


ExtinctHerSphincter

> potato bashing We call it mashing ‘round these parts fella


Makenchi45

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.


WeedTheFinalHope

See now that's respectful. And genius I must say


WeedTheFinalHope

Only as much as any other food. Why the good old potato!


Kalan77

Just get some ketchup!


Adarkshadow4055

Pretty sure he’s a potato crisp now


thatsmisterasshole

When you're white trash, all thing are possible with enough keystone light.


ICame4Reddit

He ran and jumped like he was in a bad dream...


__ButtFuqqer3000__

I knew it was going to be bad when I saw the outfit. I just know this kid is wearing Sperry’s


AltruisticSalamander

I was wondering why he was dressed like Frodo Baggins


ISJ-117

Such and underrated comment lol


Goreface69

Kid? I thought that guy was in this 30s!


johnnylawrwb

Shit that is accurate. I thought I was the only one....


Orcacub

Shorts and a synthetic (melty) sweater vest are the approved fire jumping uniform according to Preppy OSHA. Shoes are optional, but if worn must be Sperry Topsiders or similar from LL Bean or Eddie Bauer- and worn sock less.


firegaming364

does anyone know why when i run or jump in a dream its low gravity


xander5512

I had a friend that did this exact same thing when we were all out of town in the middle of nowhere camping. Fucking idiot ruined the whole weekend and spent days in the hospital.


songbolt

> I had a friend > Fucking idiot story checks out > ruined the whole weekend "[Why Does This Always Happen To Me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QqD1_g2E4I)"


lachieshocker

If you're going camping with a bunch of in the middle of nowhere and they do something as dumb as this and get themselves hurt, ruining the trip for everyone involved, they do have a right to be pissed off with him, but I do see where you're coming from. Can't assume they weren't worried or uncaring about him though.


AikenFrost

If an idiot jumps ass-first into a bonfire, he *is* the asshole of the situation.


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CreepyAssPenis

"I have removed your fangs."


pkupku

Sick burn


El-Sueco

You know how I can tell that guy is so educated? He has a 3rd degree.


TokoFumi

Yo holy shit I hope he’s ok or at least alive


JmacTheGreat

I scrolled past so manny comments just to find out nobody replied to this one.... The one I cared most about...


RandomGuy9058

the struggles of wcgw


Absolutlydrunk

what could go rong :(


SauteedAppleSauce

There's no way. That fire is extremely hot. The most one could probably stand away before it becomes uncomfortable is a few feet.


TokoFumi

I know I’m just trying to be positive because I don’t wanna think about it


thisisntarjay

I mean he probably didn't die and you can see all his buddies rushing in to grab him out as the video cuts but he was certainly extremely badly injured. Probably a lengthy stay in the hospital.


cgs626

I doubt he burned. Probably seared good though. Fire looked hot. Definitely still edible.


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Probably alive, but probably in so much pain he's gonna wish he wasn't for some time. Burns are pretty much the worst thing that can happen to you. If the actual burning isn't bad enough, the debridement at the burn unit is gonna be, and so is every bandage change, every shift of position... there's only so much fentanyl you can give someone, unless your airway is burned enough or your body's ability to maintain its vitals is compromised enough to need to be sedated and ventilated, you're gonna feel it for at least weeks, if not the rest of your life. Really serious burn patients need recurrent surgeries for years. The heat of that bonfire and the way it enveloped him? If he survived, there's a very good chance his life is changed forever.


Liet-Kinda

Ok? Probably not. Alive? Probably. Looks like someone tattooed a topographical map of the Grand Canyon onto their nutsack? Almost certainly.


DjCush1200

Jack wasn't nimble, Jack wasn't quick...


T-Sonus

Jack burned off the tip of his dick...


CommaCauses

Take my upvote you sick bastard


concerned_disaster

I think he may have burned off more than just that


SensitiveDish8

'Cause fire is the devil's only friend


BlueShift42

Jack just melted his candle stick


Sgt_STFU

I thought the goal was to go over it? Not to cannonball the damn thing


revolution149

if you really need to jump you cannot half-ass this jump.


TheSapphireDragon

My thought exactly, I'd ur gonna do something this dumb at least get to a full run


Brewer__Bob

Clearly lacked the proper motivation. A walk around the burns unit of the local hospital would have helped with that, now he gets to spend a bit of time there


J0eySh0elaceS

He fell into that thing like it was his favorite recliner... Full of grace & athleticism loll...


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I mean, if you're gonna approach the fire like you're tryinna sneak out of your room without waking up your wife, then forget it.


Slimfictiv

Smells like roasted nuts.


DeerDiarrhea

🎶Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire🎶


Beau-Sheffield

Put on some pants, Chet!


lachieshocker

Here in the Jory Caron laboratory, safety is our number one concern. That's why we hide behind this giant tinfoil shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts.


OkieBobbie

My candidate for today’s winner of the internet.


hesam_lovesgames

I live in Iran, on the last Tuesday night of the last month of the year we have a holiday dedicated to celebration with fireworks and fire. Jumping over fires is perhaps the most common tradition of this holiday. Every year the government softly begs people to stop doing stupid shit, every year hospitals get flooded with burn victims and doctors and nurses are on standby.


Qurdlo

You just described independence day in the USA


songbolt

for comparison, some Americans literally put explosives on their head (holding fireworks about to explode)


iEatPalpatineAss

Also in their buttholes smh


songbolt

owwwwww


RaisinTrasher

In my school, (kinda high school for americans? 12 til 16 or 18 depending on level) we had to jump over a fire every year My father was not pleased about hearing of this and said I wasn't allowed to jump the fire my second year, which was fine by me. But a teacher forced me to jump anyway


SubstantialBelly6

Jumping over a fire is nothing…but prancing over a fire, now that’s a challenge


Mariaei

Was he okay?


songbolt

No, he probably wasn't. The Internet is a place to learn many awful things to avoid.


ljfarrell97

Based on how he landed and fell back a bit. If he didn’t immediately roll out of the fire, Severe 3rd degree burns on his legs 2nd degree burns on the rest of his body and he will be in ALOT of pain. A significant portion of his legs nerves will be burned to death so he’ll lose feeling. If he didn’t get out of the fire within the next 2 -3 seconds he may die due to infection from how severe his burns will be. Infection is extremely dangerous from large area burns because every part that is burned to death is essentially a hard to treat open wound.


youngOldMonk

Looking at how he jumped, I'm pretty sure he was incapable of rolling out in 3 seconds.


amillefolium11

I'm leaning toward the latter half of the explanation based on the log-cabin fire structure. It would be extremely hard to get out of from that position, not to mention panic from the pain making him freak out. The coal bed from that fire was massive and deep and more than likely hotter than shit. I think we just watched someone die...


NordicHorde

That's pretty common here.


curryoverlonzo

Doctor?


Laduk

Fake Doc


Eyeonman

Fake doc who?


Wait-Whos-Joe

Doctor who


serdnaderf

Burns all over his body for the rest of his life, if his life didn't end on the way to the hospital.


Mariaei

But do we have any news on this specific guy?


Throat_Sandwich

I need an update on this guy.


iGetBuckets3

He’s fine. He actually ended up landing a role in the new fantastic four movie as the human torch.


beeph_supreme

You’re mistaken, he’s taking on the role of “The Thing”. Largely because there isn’t any makeup required.


LoveEveryday

He’s the stuntman for maskless Deadpool.


SuperCx

I’m here for a update, someone let me know


wolfavino

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Lostcory

RIP his fucking life. Probably still alive. I'm so sorry my guy.


GrandmaPoses

Stop, drop, and immolate.


crocushunter

that shirt is synthetic!! he fell back into the hot embers!! that knob changed his whole life in less than 10 seconds, if he didn’t die of sepsis in the hospital. burns to the thorax are the ones that get you!! that burning jersey thing he’s wearing would have melted to his whole upper body. people don’t realize it doesn’t just lift off once it’s melted , it’s take your skin with it.


Signal_Code_6749

I hope this is fake otherwise this guy is dead, or severely disfigured.


Fraggdaddy

Yeah, he didn't commit to that jump at all.


BuryTheMoney

I mean the problem is that he did commit to it, just with a shit wind-up


SetatX

It looks like he wasn't to sure about it at the beginning and hesitated going into the jump causing him to fall short and "into the fire"


HotFireBall

the gods have accepted your sacrifice


clasperx2

It’s kind of hard to believe that there are so many Jumping Over a Fire videos and that I always enjoy seeing a new one.


longpigtendie

He didn’t jump he skipped into the fire


Front_Butt_69

Now that is a fire crotch


fozi4ek

He really wasn't interested in not falling into this fire


texascarps

daintiness: 10/10


StackOwOFlow

he didn’t hold down the A button long enough. amateur


Alm8360NoScoPro

This always infuriates me when people play platformers. Just hold it and you go higher. But no, they just push once with the lightest of taps and blame the game


00MarioBros00

Directors cut from Lord of the Flies


Crash_override87

Alexa play sleep now in the fire by rage against the machine


CharlieBitMeMf

Is he okay?


JigglyMetal

DID HE SURVIVE


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cmdkeyy

Damn there’s no way he could jump out and roll over in under 3 seconds 😬


MellifluousSussura

Oh shit he’s dead


flyingdonkey6058

He only went up in flames due to his blood alcohol content.


Throat_Sandwich

That could not have gone any worse.


Intelligent-Pie-4191

“Don’t worry guys. I’ve jumped over a lit match before. I got this!”


xytanmondogon

He went to the fire realm


Forcedlogicremoval

Looks like he died !


Been_Ssbcomp

Dude had the momentum of a deflated football


zero-point_nrg

That’s about as bad as you could do it. Impressive


Niekaifd

Looks like meats back on the menu boys.


Kaa_The_Snake

You mean 'into'


Youmustneverask

Death by fire


Hermes700

I was in a burning car once that hurts more than you know


Sarcastic43

He probably shouldn’t have farted when he fell backwards


kitty285

Early cremation.


prowinewoman

My sister was an ICU nurse at a hospital near two colleges. She said you wouldn’t believe how many burn victims they would get from trying to jump over fires (almost all male) or people just drunkenly falling in fires.


booger_smash_IV

“THE SACRIFICE HAS BEEN MADE!”


lightrooster77

I am assuming there is no sounds bc of the terrifying screams. I’m sure he went to the burn unit. Hope that he’s ok


WanderingWonderBoy

Way to fuck up a perfectly good Kobe jersey bro


Phoenixilva

Out of the fried pan And into the fire.


jbertrandsr

Oooh, he almost had it, maybe he can try again after he gets out of the burn unit...


Blueberry73

Either commit or don't jump, half assed himself into a bbq


_CSaM

Best thing you ended the video, he could've been burnt so much!


Cromslor_

/u/stabbot


SmoshNZ

He Tinkerbelled his way into that fire!


thenameisrivs

Ashen One when they linked the first flame:


SavagePrisonerSP

Why did it look like he hit an invisible block Mario style?


Expensive-Self8912

“I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down down down and the flames went higher”


RastaRocket96

And it burns burns burns


deslyfox

He was on fire about jumping over the fire, only to be on fire for jumping onto the fire.


moodswung

He clearly misjudged the gravity of this situation.


DavidRooboxALT

too many fucking people running directly into the fucking fire.


Smok3ntok3

Absolutely no speed or commitment in the run up. The general rule if you’re having stupid ideas like this is at least go fast and fucken send it


Hugh_Jampton

/r/killthecameraman


karry245

What kind of little girl jump was that?


AssCone

He didn't commit fully he had enough distance that a real run might have given him a shot to clear the gap.


tacocravr

The fuck does being a little girl have to do with not being able to jump over a fire? When I was a kid most of the girls I knew were *more* athletic than the guys, especially when it came to gymnastics.


Comfortable_Drama_66

I know! It’s like it was in slow motion!


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Seriously, that's how I run in a fucking dream when being chased by a three headed lion, not how you're supposed to approach jumping over a goddamn fire.


halezerhoo

Are you saying a little boy jump would have made it? He’s clearly male. Females don’t do this shit.


karry245

Ok fair point, r/whywomenlivelonger


IFuckingHateTheSun

Had to watch multiple times.


ElegantLoad

I am speed


JamPantstheFif

Looks like he wanted to go right into it.


GaryTheSoulReaper

It’s ok as long as he keeps chanting “cool wet grass” over and over


makk73

Didn’t even almost make it.


Makepiecer

Damn he’s hot


PlotTwistsLover

Sorry to disappoint you. But that is not jumping “over” the fire.


technoxious

That’s one way to get lit 🔥


LiquidMantis144

Slo mo running


MrHyperPants

Obviously the best bit of him went down his mothers leg. What a numpty!


yerallshit

People leaping into fires has become my favorite type of video.


cryptodabble

r/endstoosoon


No-Engineering-6591

Hopefully his asbestos underwear protected his junk so he can pollute the gene pool.


RigorMortis76

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


zsebikolos

Reddit: yea totally fine, no need for the nsfw tag


chuck1942

He fucked up by not yelling “Kobe!!!!” As he jumped


Alm8360NoScoPro

Both ended up in flames


ppfbg

WCGW jumping in a 🔥


rango1801

Era meglio morire da piccoli con i peli del culo a batuffolo che morire da grandi soldati con i peli del culo bruciatiiii I will try to translate. but since it is a song taken from a very famous comedy film in Italy it will not work but I will try: It was better to die young with wadded ass hair than soldiers with burnt ass hair https://youtu.be/PPXukLNPF_s