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EvolutionInProgress

People don't believe in miracles until they need one


Normal-Computer-3669

Doesn't anyone else just tell "shit" and "oh fuck" over and over again until you either fix it or leave the situation? Haven't had to summon the big G man yet.


Johanno1

Wait until you find your G-spot


Limeddaesch96

Do computers have G-Spots? And if so, where is it / are they?


Johanno1

Insert image of rapidly using the usb-c slot


QuarkieOfficial

Please unclog the toilet Jesus


blackthorne93

That's what Jesus is for


SomeGuywithoutNames

Jesus was a carpenter, not a plumber!


Duckhead-

You just need to take another poo to push the clogged one down.


hyperion-i-likeillya

_DAMN YOU POSEIDON


lead-pencil

*DAMN YOU POSEIDON*


Desu_Sureiya

nah the holy shit has come out of their body , now the toilet is theist and the person is atheist


DragonBorn_Elite

as an atheist I can confirm this is true


goodguygreg5000

Just like when your flight hits turbulence


JeffreyArataka

Jesus: oh!, Now you need me


[deleted]

actually its faster than that


YaBoiSlenderman

man I stopped following marvel after end game and current stuff without context is just... like why tf is spiderman beefing with dr strange, like they both know eachother a little so Peter knows that isnt gonna work out and why is he holding a mf DC universe motherbox whatever im okay


Double-Ad3896

Man, you're missing out.


I-am-Poop

Better being an atheist than praying to an actual god of shit and shithouses everytime you defecate.


jimmy_j9302

*Asserts dominance and tells everyone about it*


iSiffrin

Atheism leaving my body as the gacha pull turns gold: *pleasedontbeadupepleasedontbeadupepleasedontbeadupe*


wooson

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[deleted]

Nabro, I just don't shit outside the house, basic principle.


[deleted]

How the hell do you manage to do this? Do you shit literal bricks or something?


festival0156n

how'd you get NWH footage?


MR-no-onethe5th

JoJo reference


ClaireParadise

Iā€™d say the reverse if you remember that story about the guy using the bible in the bathroom


baghdad-hoebag

Always carry that poop knife my friend


SaaS11

"plz jesus..."


keithmartinkret

As an atheist can confirm. All sorts of sweet Jesus' and God help me a and whatnot are happening if and when something like this happens


Deranged_Guacamole

As an athiest, I can confirm that this is 100% true.


ItMeTroy

How is this even funny?