People don't believe in miracles until they need one

Doesn't anyone else just tell "shit" and "oh fuck" over and over again until you either fix it or leave the situation? Haven't had to summon the big G man yet.

Wait until you find your G-spot

Do computers have G-Spots? And if so, where is it / are they?

Insert image of rapidly using the usb-c slot

Please unclog the toilet Jesus

That's what Jesus is for

Jesus was a carpenter, not a plumber!

You just need to take another poo to push the clogged one down.

_DAMN YOU POSEIDON

*DAMN YOU POSEIDON*

nah the holy shit has come out of their body , now the toilet is theist and the person is atheist

as an atheist I can confirm this is true

Just like when your flight hits turbulence

Jesus: oh!, Now you need me

actually its faster than that

man I stopped following marvel after end game and current stuff without context is just... like why tf is spiderman beefing with dr strange, like they both know eachother a little so Peter knows that isnt gonna work out and why is he holding a mf DC universe motherbox whatever im okay

Man, you're missing out.

Better being an atheist than praying to an actual god of shit and shithouses everytime you defecate.

*Asserts dominance and tells everyone about it*

Atheism leaving my body as the gacha pull turns gold: *pleasedontbeadupepleasedontbeadupepleasedontbeadupe*

😂😂😂🤝🤝🤝

Nabro, I just don't shit outside the house, basic principle.

How the hell do you manage to do this? Do you shit literal bricks or something?

how'd you get NWH footage?

JoJo reference

I’d say the reverse if you remember that story about the guy using the bible in the bathroom

Always carry that poop knife my friend

"plz jesus..."

As an atheist can confirm. All sorts of sweet Jesus' and God help me a and whatnot are happening if and when something like this happens

As an athiest, I can confirm that this is 100% true.

How is this even funny?