By - benk1988
Damn, I heard it in my head, laugh included
The only thing I want is to hang out with my boys, and it'll be pretty gay if I wash my boys.
Don't threaten me with a good time now.
*Show me a good time, jack!*
Must be a popular dog
You should wash your boys regularly to decrease the chances of infection!
Not if you say *no homo*
It's gay not to wash your homies.
Take my poor girl award 🥇
Why’s the award so dirty?
Oh I get it
Comment stealing bot.
Then god skeletor de-powers so they can *bone*, but evil lyn steals his ~~hoody~~ powers and becomes the BBEG.
...I might still be butt hurt over that bad sequel.
Long story short tho wash ur pussy a lot haha
Feels good too, not sure why it's a problem for some.
I think the bigger issue here is y’all don’t clean your own ass because you think it’s weird/ gay
Of course it's gay. So is showering or just touching yourself anywhere, that's basically touching a man and that's gay.
Touching girls is also gay bc you're basically touching someone who likes dicks and that's gay.
Miss me with that gay shit.
Hell yeah. The lack of bidets in America makes me eternally sad. Under seat bidet attachment is one of my most prized possessions.
Not to mention the guys who think that cleaning your ass even in the shower is gay.
I always make sure to shit before I take a shower. That way I can give myself a proper deep clean
The latter part was mostly what I was referring to since I’m an female American, but I have to agree with the first part as well. I dated an Indian man once that had a bidet, bought one for myself and it’s a blessing 😂
Oh yeah, I figured. Absolute game changer on both parts, anyway. Though, I've had maaany dudes question my love of bidets, saying that it seems pretty gay to have water spray up your ass 🙄.
I only poop at home and shower after, I was gonna get a shower anyway might as well feel clean after a poop too
Replace your shower head with one on a hose. It's not as convenient as a bidet, but it works wonders.
Spraying ur asshole is kinda gay haha idk just weird
Nah bruh. If you get shit on your hands, you gonna just use a paper towel to get it off? I'd hope you wash your hands with water at least.
Wait hold on so it either hands or bidet? Like what about toilet paper?
Basically, I have a bidet under my toilet seat. After I launch the chocolate rockets, I spray the bidet to clean off my chocolate starfish, and use toilet paper to dry it off. Toilet paper alone just spreads the dookie around, leading to dingleberries and having to wipe a million times for the clean wipe that means you aren't gonna add race stripes to your man panties. With a bidet, it's spray once, and wipe to dry. They have dryer attachments on the fancy ones too, so tp optional there.
What if one spray isn’t enough? Like how intense is the spray? I’m not joking real question I’d get one it seems intense haha is there a few ash button?
I gotcha. Don't mind explaining. At least on mine, the spray is pretty strong (controllable, but it ranges from magikarp splash to blast your ass off gyrados hydro beam). If it doesn't take it all off after spraying it for a little bit, you'll wipe and still see a bit of your ass mud on the tp. Spray again. Most of the time, that's unnecessary though. Rarely, after a good night of taco bell, will I need the double spray, and if I wasn't using the bidet, I'd be making early covid me cringe anyway from how senselessly I waste my tp.
Ok deadass loved ur explanation hhaha I want one kind but still kinda scared haha
It's a bit of a shock at first, especially if your cold water runs hella cold, and you don't have a hot water line hooked up to it, but once you get used to it, you'll walk away feeling superior to all the lesser people with their dirty bungholes.
Just spray your hole. It’s not complicated.
Shut the fuck up
Cleaning yourself properly is Gay?
Where are u from that the bidet is a thing?
I'm a convert from spending time in East Asia for work. Japanese style toilets convinced me I needed them back home too.
U from the us? Doesn’t a lot of Asia also shit in a hole?
You are saying your shit lies around on floor ? You know hole connects toilets to sewer pipes or something ? Too bad you don't have that yet
Bidet. $35. Invest in one and you can toss each other's salads all you want. I'm not even joking
Straight to the point yup
Poop is still poop if you wash it
\*bidet has entered the chat\*
Don’t make me get He-Man!
Here take my poor man's gold
maybe you just date the wrong ones
Women just want the one thing tbh
You said it would change my life, but it only changed the smell in the room smh
Said no one ever
Napoleon, in a letter to his wife
You're righty right. Ive known this little nugget of info since reading about it as a teenager. Napoleon liked his "meals" extra spicy lol.
You need Jesús
Maybe Jesus needs some stinky pussy…. Just sayin
He turns it into rosewater and chocolate flavored...
*pffft* Uh oh 🙈 Stinky! Poop 💩 hahahahaha 😂 Poopies 💩 Funny poopies alalalahahaha 😂😂 Funny poop 💩🤣 Poop funny 🤣 Weeeeee 😆😆 Haha yay more poopy💩 Good poopy 👍 Poopy funny 😆 hahahahaha 🤣 poo 💩 poo 💩 poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩 funny 😂 Yay fun poop 😆💩 hehehe poo 💩 Poopy 💩 yay poop make me happy 😊 happy 😊 happy 😊 hahahahahahaaa 🤣 uh oh 🙈 I think I made a poopy 💩 Poop in pants no diaper 👖 That's funny 😂 hahahaha 😂😂 Oopsie 🙈 Poopy underwear now 💩💩 hehehehe 😂 We want poopies! We want poopies! 💩💩💩 hahahahaha🤣hahhahahhaaa🤣 Poo💩 *cough* POO!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
Reading this makes me want to lobotomize myself.
I'm glad one of us read it. I just copy pasta'd it after reading 'stinky', to the chagrin of everyone, I guess.
Did I just read it will Skeleton voice? Even with the laugh 😂
Skeletor never fails
Or trim it maybe a little