T O P

"Am I allowed to come outside now?"

"Am I allowed to come outside now?"

quiet_locomotion

A bit unsettling on a tablet


LeMegachonk

You should try it on a 32" monitor. Now, if you don't mind, I need to find the eye-bleacher.


pukingpixels

r/eyebleach


IsabellaBellaBell

I need a bit of this right now *shudders*


Zenosfire258

You're better just removing the eye completely


publicbigguns

Lol, I'm sorry thatbyou had to wake up to that.


pirate_elle

Yeah, it was waaay too early for that.


publicbigguns

It's litterly just his wiki pic blown up.


fleurira

It's alot. Good morning :p


publicbigguns

I was presently suprised at how creepy it turned out.


venuswhitepaw

Also unsettling on a phone… 😬


SoupOrSandwich

A bit unsettling ~~on a tablet~~


Dedicated4life

He actually does his best work when he doesn't do anything. Ontario is doing ok right now and I haven't seen this dude in weeks.


workerbotsuperhero

Wow, it's almost like the only things Ford has ever been good at are inheriting money, [starting fights, and breaking things!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6JLHDXb894)


wolfe1924

Second link is same as first and also don’t forget advertising for Tim horton’s for free! Lol https://twitter.com/fordnation/status/1438548317533839368?s=21


Obscureskeleton

His nephew made a post about Tim Hortons too


wolfe1924

I guess double double’s, smile cookies and freshly cracked egg sandwiches run deep in the family lol.


Obscureskeleton

Must be nice to be a Ford /s I honestly can’t wait to take them out.


workerbotsuperhero

Honestly, I'm amazed by what an extremely weird and messed up family they are. * https://www.canadaland.com/podcast/dynasties-3-the-fords/ Of course, if a normal young adult had acted like Doug, it would have ruined his life. But since he's a Ford, he failed upward to become Premier.


Kapps

Not sure if phrasing or CSIS visit required.


Obscureskeleton

I chuckled with what you wrote but I meant in the next election #CSISpleasehireme


gillsaurus

You forgot dealing hash


workerbotsuperhero

We know that Doug sold hash. But what evidence is there he was actually good at it? It's a lot easier to sell drugs when you're a rich kid who just wants to cosplay as a gangster. Really takes most of the risk out of the whole thing.


LoudTsu

Well last we saw, he was instituting policy that his supporters hated. So if he does that once a month, and then hides, we'll be in great shape in no time!


Man_Bear_Beaver

Damn meddling ~~kids~~ Premieres!


JagmeetSingh2

He's been hiding ever since the later half of lockdown getting ready to come back into the spotlight to take all the credit for the next Ontario election


AngryHamzter

Actually yes, please come out and continue your inept leadership so voters have it fresh in their minds come election. The OPC’s best strategy to date has been to muzzle him.


Antin0de

Who's bright idea was it to send out those "invoices", tho?


workerbotsuperhero

Hey at least he... tweeted...when those dirtbag protestors were harassing people outside of hospitals...


workerbotsuperhero

But somehow he still found time to create a commercial for a corporation that no one asked for.


Kayge

I find it more than a bit funny the situation the OPC's got themselves in. They elect a big, brash business-man even though some in their own party call out ["serious irregularities"](https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/2018-ontario-pc-leadership-race/elliott-vows-to-investigate-voting-irregularities-after-ford-named-ontario-pc-party-leader-1.3837303). Nevertheless, he goes on to be Premiere and governs like a big, brash business-man but makes a mess of every fight he takes on (teachers, carbon tax, Toronto city council). So the OPC along with the CPC muzzle him and stuff him in a corner whenever something important comes up. But 9 months from now, he's up for reelection...but who are they going to put forth? The big, brash business-man doesn't live here anymore, all they have is the policy wonk who steers clear of any hot mics.


Dash_Rendar425

At least everyone will remember he disappeared for two whole months leading up to federal elections.


nerwal85

Twice


ruglescdn

I fully believe if the Cons won last night Doug would be scrapping the vaccine passport today.


publicbigguns

Our new motto would be: "Open for winter" ...and we'd all be fucked


workerbotsuperhero

For the ~~people?~~ Corporations!


throwtheballaway123

That's why the plan was to have them come in after the election.


ruglescdn

Yep.


Ltrly_Htlr

No


deke505

Should have lost the keys.


pifaceAnyplace

This is the correct answer.


Quinocco

Damn, dude! Use that blurry censorship thing!!!


vodka7tall

NSFW! NSFW!


Antin0de

Knowing Doug, he was probably hoping for O'Toole to lose. *He* wants to be the one to unseat Trudeau in the next federal election. Mark my words- Doug is going to take a stab at the federal Con leadership spot as soon as he is able.


DabTheBot

I really hope he does. That would ruin the party having that idiot at the helm.


Antin0de

I dunno. He has that god-awful Trumpy energy. He could single-handedly crush the PPC and bring those extreme-right crazies back in to the CPC fold.


DabTheBot

He's preached too much vaccine passport stuff, I feel they would be mad at that.


Antin0de

Reluctantly. At first he was very anti-vax passport, but regretted it and caved due to the public backlash. Now he's regretting that he caved. It's hard being a populist in today's society.


night_chaser_

You forgot, Alberta exists and elected Kenny.


DabTheBot

And how's that currently going?


night_chaser_

Terrible.v


GuelphEastEndGhetto

I read somewhere this was his mother’s wish, that either Doug or Rob would one day be Prime Minister. I do believe Doug will go for it.


Antin0de

I wonder how Old Moma Ford sleeps at night. Like, imagine watching your youngest son destroy himself with drugs and alcohol, while the eldest one covers up for him at every turn in a desperate attempt to save the family political brand-name. Conservatives always do a great job at convincing me that their "family values" are complete dog-shit.


Pepperminteapls

Godamn I can't wait to vote that fucking donkey out. He looks like a used car salesman that sells crack on the side


Buzzword33

Close, he's actually a sticker salesman who sold crack on the side.


rottenbox

Don't set yourself for libel acquisitions. It was hash he was selling.


New-Comfortable-9282

Can't wait to vote Doug out when his election comes up.


Rich-Imagination0

>Can't wait to vote Doug Whaaaaaa? ​ >out when his election comes up. Ah!


Fraijshe

Lol same


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New-Comfortable-9282

Exactly I still want to know why people hated Wynne so much they brought in this goon. Liberals and NDP are not perfect but pandemic has shown liberals are still doing a better job handling it.


Rich-Imagination0

Should be marked as NSFW.


grasscrest1

It’s been that way for weeks….


sync-centre

Hid during the start of the fourth wave and his team lost again. Doesn't look promising for him next year.


Lumberjack_Plaid

Ontario has been doing great for the past month!


mcs_987654321

Seriously, three cheers for the PHUs and the competent mayors. Hope Doug realizes that it’s better for all of us if he just stays in the basement.


kairuu2018

Nah he'll win just by virtue of not having proper challengers. It sucks but he is definitely winning. A minority at worst. Literally everyone I know acknowledges a garbage bin could do better than him but unfortunately even garbage bins are not running against him


DabTheBot

There's no way he wins again. Ontario will officially be full of idiots if he gets in again.


360_no_scope_upvote

It is though and unfortunately the IQ test was a disaster


TaxFit935

Oh God nobody wants to see that this early in the morning. Ugh


AndyB1976

NSFW please. Wtf?


whatsonthetvthen

God his giant face


publicbigguns

I'm sorry


whatsonthetvthen

It made me guffaw, no worries.


DirkDundenburg

Looks like a transitioning Billy Idol...


Saucy6

I'm expecting him to come out any time now, and poop on Alberta's covid "response" / pat himself on the back.


Rdav54

I thought he was living in a fishing shack outside Kenora


twinsterblue

Remember, if Ford comes out and sees his shadow, it means 4 more weeks of bullshit


AirPirate83

Now lets call a provincial election and see how this fucker does!!!


musicchan

But....we're doing okay right now. I think we need to give him more time to hang himself before an election.


Therealcanadianone

That's definitely off the table.


wolfe1924

This comment is so underrated lmao!


Bureaucromancer

No


vodka7tall

Why would you make me upvote this ugly fucking mug? That's just rude.


syncpulse

That's a hell of an image to scroll by without warning. Where's the NSFW tag?


TechieGuy12

Ahh, my eyes! They burn!


skrymir42

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."


mybadalternate

Hey, that is not fair. Buffalo Bill worked hard and had an appreciation for music and animals. (Plus, Doug has killed *way* more people.)


Cometarmagon

Thanks, I hate it.


nvw8801

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 he is such an idiot and a coward


Mhinc

All he needs is a Tim's Bacon and Egg sandwich shoved in his big mouth to make this picture perfect.


Ulrich_The_Elder

NO!!!! You and Kenney own this.


No-Temporary-4812

Omg I lost it. Thank you OP


VastoLordee

Miss can I go out and do some breathin


SwampTerror

Doug Ford never fails with his "Can i please leave now, I really have to shit" face. It'll be nice when he's a distant memory. Damage will be lasting. Has he ever fixed cutting off autistic kids? I guess covid was a boon for him. He could pause all the social issues he doesn't want and blame it on the virus, on putting energy on helping fight the disease.


DiscreetBeaver

His true form: https://i.imgur.com/sazdkDb.jpg


CDN_a

Eww what a face... almost as bad as Harper. I'm soooo looking forward to Dofo's government going down in flames! How many days now.. 254...?


905marianne

He's been outside quite a bit. Look at that tan. Most likely somewhere quiet and relaxing, doing a little fishing.


Seeker1908

He might be having a few pops too


getrippeddiemirin

He’s just got that red face most fats have because their poor heart is working quadruple duty trying to supply blood to 3 humans worth of mass :/


baronessvonraspberry

And alcohol. I'm sure there's also alcohol involved.


fuck_you_gami

Yes, but if he sees his shadow it's six more weeks of lockdown.


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If he sees his shadow does that mean six more weeks until a provincial election?


Pie_Triangle

Ford bad, upvotes to the left


traderjay_toronto

Ontario turned Red - his days are numbered


coconutpiecrust

Wow, this man is revolting. I cannot believe his is in charge of my wellbeing.


girlduck

Only if he comes out to announce Step 4/increased capacity at event venues for fully vaxed, vaccine passport holders. Small businesses need some respite! Especially with the colder weather on the horizon...can't rely on patios/outdoor settings.


HiggeldyPiggeldyPop

I don't know. Is your house in order?


wok2gether

😄 haha


Madhammer99

I expect a news conference today


FarStarMan

Cheesy. That's what I think when I see Ford.


jcs1

buck a beer is back!


GothHeart16

Can someone please tell me what's the deal with this tomato on my screen?


janjinx

Yah but wear a full body mask please!


Left-Leopard-1266

Thanks in advance for my Halloween mask 😷 I hope it doesn’t give heart attack to people 🤣


estherlane

Ok, scrolling through and having such an extreme close-up of Ford’s face caught me off guard…


gillsaurus

I bet he’s hiding in the back of the KKK Kookie Shop gorging on cookies until schools have to shut down.


lexcyn

Maybe he can come back and spend some of that money the feds gave him to you know, help us.


BigJuicyBalls

Wanna go outside? You better have your papers.


Theearthhasnoedges

It's been nice not having to think about my province being run by a total buffoon for a while. The peace was nice while it lasted.


OH-Beans

If he sees his shadow it’ll be 2 more years of federal minority government


Euphoriffic

We can’t ever vote this loser in again. He is broken.


AirTuna

Oh God, please, no; I just ate!


mybadalternate

When are we getting our beeping social distance bracelets?!?!?!


Newfie-1

Election is over come out Ford 😂


OblivionGuard12

please god no...


Snoo_17284

I'm getting creepy 90s nostalgia for some reason.


CranberryFlashy3198

Dumb