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Sqiggly_Sqwank

Jokes on him… my asshole is for sale right now!


karlxooms

how much for a filthy Ramires?


[deleted]

Calls on fiefdoms


JazzMansGin

This guy fiefs


[deleted]

Only regionally


errlu

Calls on butter


boomshakalaka1254

He got me at bands of children burning my car for food


KenneticEnergy

Yeah that had me crying laughing. We should just burn his car for food anyways and make him a self-fulfilling prophet. His personality lit his car ablaze because he wouldn't fork over the Wendy's.


Iwillunpause

Slightly melted headrests are divine. They are like marshmallow smores.


Eye_Foreign_Eye

Amazed we haven't seen more Tim Dillon on this sub honestly. He's the Crayon King


Nodiggity1213

Il be halfway to Uranus by then


Good_Sign_758

All of us will be in his anus by then.


Vaca_Alada

but mac donalds will be open, right? right?


Leftover_Salad

he's describing a macdonalds


[deleted]

Till 11.


ShapeshifterOS

With what supplies?


Ez3607

Nope. Only Wendy’s.


slackerdc

So basically a typical Wednesday then.


[deleted]

It's like last week all over again.


viperex

Well, he's a ray of sunshine. How do I become a cult leader?


caughtinthought

He said charismatic


Vegan_Honk

I call mushroom cult. It involves camping and getting in tune with nature.


heretorobwallst

Why is he describing a work day behind the Wendy's dumpster?


Coleman013

I can’t tell if I’m more distracted by his glasses or him fumbling with the mic


infected_scab

That thing was going up and down like a vicar's knickers.


MaximusPrime666

Tim Dillon is a national treasure. https://youtu.be/1Us9_MdE7WE He was also a slimy subprime mortgage hustler before '08 (he has great stories on this).


SewageSlushy

Preach.


happyrock

Ha like I'm gonna listen to a guy wearing $150,000 sunglasses


Northwoods2005

Dam inflation!


pursuitofhappiness13

Real talk, what sunglasses are those?


happyrock

I have no idea probably some dollar store shit but he kept saying he paid higher and higher amounts for them throughout the episode


Tao-Lee

Started at 25k and at the end of the episode they were worth 150K… hell of an investor!


mecausasui

there will not be properly working mics. oh shit the bad mics ate here already


AmericaFuckYeah100

Cars set on fire for food? Calls on Kraft puts on insurance..lmao


Tiralast

King pig speaks the truth


foundoutafterlunch

cats and dogs will be holding hands singing kumbaya


Arthur-Deco

No chicken tendies for me. I’ll have to stock up on chicken Ramen noodle soup.


MoesBAR

and yet, house prices will not drop.


LittleCumDup

This is the definition of a Cassandre Time to buy


GusTheKnife

He’s clairvoyant, but he can’t adjust a mic stand.


keys1717

Dude the mic was killing me 🤣


ordle

But will we be still able to buy sunglasses like that?


StonkBrothers2021

Is this Alex Jones Jr?


Hudweiser07

They’re friends


Slut_Spoiler

Do thos sunglasses get fox business or something?


happyrock

For $90,000 they better


RareLife5187

Yup and Claus Schwab's prophecy will come true. You will have nothing and you will be happy, by 2030. Mother fucker said that in Davos few yrs ago. Based on trends we're inching towards it.


Anon9363926

I mean, he’s not wrong.


chavalavalava

😂


Crimson_Kang

You guys finally found my podcast huh?


RevengeoftheCuck

Tim Dillion is a legend in the making.


karasuuchiha

If only there was a life boat somewhere 💎🙌🙈


Interesting-Sector46

I’m already looking up how to make long pig chicharron


CrawFlyUS

He sounds like Burt Renynolds from Deliverance.. "the machines will fail!!". These retards come around every bear market / recession. The world is not ending people.


Up2myneck365

All that, UNLESS… you make a monthly donation. So don’t sell out your family’s and help them, today.


ShapeshifterOS

Not if you’re a prepper! The jokes on you!


zyzzonomics

I lost like the first half because I was just looking at him messing around with the mic.


shanish82

them some nice 800k sunglasses


lamb123

What is this clip from


Hudweiser07

Tim Dillon podcast


Catharsistic

LMFAO


Puts_on_Shorts

I need to watch a band of angry children light the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile on fire. It would complete my apocalypse.


Sleepybrains1102003

Planes trains and automobiles? Shit. How is Steve Martin gonna get home? Especially without JC.


Hudweiser07

Life in the big city..


milton_radley

great episode as always


Surge-SoCal

I seen that movie 🎥


Southern-Task-9133

Atleast the psychopathic leaders of the fiefdoms will be charismatic


Ez3607

Sounds like fun. I’m ready for society to fall.


Puzzled_Raccoon8169

It wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t have to, ya know, LIVE it. If I could like watch it from afar from a luxury bunker inside an underground silo, or from the swanky accommodations we don’t even know about where our elected leaders will observe the carnage, then it might not seem so bad. But ima be stuck out here with a bunch of rioting theiving summambitches perched on a hilltop dropping bodies as soon as they enter range with no electricity and no more on demand hot showers, going back to eating wild game (and these bastards lie, deer is NOT better than beef if you have an option) like we did growing up (in the ‘80’s in Appalachia during the other recession recovery). Ima be terribly upset when I get sent back to abject poverty after I worked my whole damn life to escape it.


SHEEPDUCKINGCOWVIEW1

I'm down for this scenario


Proper_Scholar4905

Food does not equal unprofitable cattle (alpha alpha)


RenVP

Spot on.


Shrugging_Atlas1

Tim Dillon knows what's up... he's pretty retarded.


nfa1234

Anyone know where I can get those sunglasses?


Rainmaker_dl_5238

I really liked the movie - Book of Eli… the 1st time I saw it.. Evidently- this guy did too…


nemworld

I don’t think I am supposed to be laughing this hard.


redraddy

I always take financial advice from a guy who can't figure out how to work a microphone stand after trying for an extended period of time.


greatalexander7

There will be blood


Still_Research

I’ll be rollin’ with Negan’s crew


kontekisuto

He sounds and looks like one of those "proud boys" who tried to overthrow the government


Dothemath2

Is he talking about the 1% chance that Putin decides to nuke something which escalates quickly?


yourpardon

Risk of nuclear warfare is transitory


iPigman

Some times you run out of people, some times you run out of bombs.


RareLife5187

Hes talking about the prelude to Klaus Schwab's Great Reset. Predicting that he and other dicks like him can and will collapse the world economy, make it so miserable that whoever's still alive will give up and accept that we will have nothing and be happy. Schwab said that few yrs back. Sounded silly then but look around? Nothing makes sense, the solution seems obvious yet those who make the big decisions wont do the things everyone know will turn everything around. Instead they focus on dudes turning their banana into a pocket, growing tits and the purple hair crew.