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Hefty_Detective

I love stats like these to tell to my wife. Look . .I lost 2k but the market lost over a trillion so that's pretty good, eh?


DramaticPoem2691

Let's be honest you lost much more than 2k


SandersSol

Prior losses don't count!


SHIT_POSTING_LOL

Her boyfriend is going to be pissed


emotlv

Keep it diversified they said


popportunity

Is it ~~secret~~ diversified? Is it safe? -Gandalf


Vandergrif

[Looks at my portfolio] *Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!*


BaronVonTito

*[Looks down at meme stocks]* After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?


twofiddle

[Conjures cheap trick] *Do not mistake me for some conjurer of cheap tricks.*


Captain_Canuck97

[Yolo life savings into meme stock] Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?


shokolokobangoshey

[Looks at lossporn] $MORIA? What possessed him to go in there?


OsrsNeedsF2P

[Deletes the app] It's done.. it's over


Ofiller

*Laughs in \*Nerd\**


thomriddle45

*[hanging from ledge staring at bagholders]* FLY! You fools!


moshpitrocker

BBBY CFO before he jumped off a building....


DrakonIL

Frodo Bagholder, of Bag End.


_almostNobody

Thank you for this.


Vivalyrian

Everything in stocks/1 asset class = not diversified. Uranium tracked mostly sideways, puts on treasuries (eurodollar futures) printed massively.


Glass-Space-8593

Easy to give advice to kick the can down 30+ years when you’ll be long retired if not dead…


HelloItsMeXeno

Just another Tuesday


Shark7996

Trying to decide whether to reference Street Fighter or Malibu Ken so I'll just drop those names and see who gets both of them.


80MonkeyMan

For the 1% to take that 1.6T money from all of us.


wouldntyouliketokno_

Trillion here trillion there it’s all made up number anyway


harryheck123

Forgotten like a fart in the wind.


Spirited_Video_8160

No one can forget my wife's fart


2fingers

The taste is still on my tongue


Working_Western9070

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


COYFC

![img](emote|t5_2th52|19575)


ftc559

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


Billionairess

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


jabels

I've smelled things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I smelled C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like farts in the wind


BerriesNCreme

Yes but I have less Monopoly money than I did yesterday wtf


FishingOnTheFly

Should have bought more hotels


kindagreek

Nah, you buy houses so no one else can buy hotels. Monopoly may not perfectly represent the stock market, but the game is financially correct in that fucking everybody else gets you ahead


DistantNemesis

"Fugayzi, fugazi. It's a whazy. It's a woozie. It's fairy dust. It doesn't exist. It's never landed. It is no matter. It's not on the elemental chart. It's not fucking real."


G_Wash1776

A million seconds is 11.57 days A billion seconds is 31.7 years A trillion seconds is 31,710 years It’s something you can never really grasp until it’s comparable. 100% it’s not fucking real.


brintoul

If all 7 billion people on the planet had $1,000 that would be $7T, yo.


Miami_Beach_Man

Wow I double checked it and you're right, stonks


kmagic13

Up 3% one day, down 5% the next. 😒


HorlickMinton

If someone could just let me know which days are going to be up and which are going to be down I could absolutely crush this market.


geeisntthree

have you considered joining congress?


HorlickMinton

I would rather be stuck on an elevator with all of the meme stock subs.


Iwillhelpyousee

That elevator is more efficient


Contemplating_Prison

Tomorrow also next Thursday


ur_opinion_is_wrong

This Thursday or the Thursday after the next one which is this Thursday?


hivaidsislethal

And which one is the green one and which is the red one


ur_opinion_is_wrong

Well red makes things go faster so from the chart, the market is so hot right now 🔥


Abyss_of_Dreams

Just by calls and puts simultaneously. One is bound to win.


[deleted]

That’s called a strangle or a straddle depending on your strike prices.


StumpGrnder

Also depending on the placement of your feet


trueluck3

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


chaiscool

Sub just discover hedging haha


DeliciousWaifood

Just become a politician


Krisevol

With swings this large you could crush with straddles


BolognaNeck

Straddle these nuts


BuccellatiExplainsIt

You gotta make money to lose money 😎😎😎


dxrey65

You gotta lose money to make money. I'm halfway there!


dre286286

I liquidated like 7 positions cause I heard Powell had to shit.


mattmre

All because you guys keep buying steaks and lobster with your gains...


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bobbyvision9000

Dollar tree ribeyes


mypussydoesbackflips

3 dollar 8ths of shwag


Oldman-gamer

I could beat that price


TheRoguester2020

Even my dollar tree stock went down 5% today. 🤬


mattmre

The same ones they serve at my local taqueria, pretty good with a Modelo ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


darthcaedusiiii

Everything is good if you drink enough.


nalydpsycho

If it is done carne asada style, that marinade can tenderize anything.


mattmre

As long as you have Kikkoman soy sauce instead of the packets from last years Chinese new year, I'd say you're doing pretty good!


Allopathological

Hey get a load of Mr.Moneybags over here with leftover soy sauce packets


Oldman-gamer

I buy the bulk size bottle, one a month


metambre77

I buy the family size packet, and just put a chip clip on the end until the next use


grizzleSbearliano

You eat lobster lobster flavor ramen? Ok moneybags… pshh


819gaming

I'm buying steak and water, let's slop em up


kid-karma

Guys please, no sloppy steaks tonight


croutons_for_dinner

They can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water


MojoRisin9009

And tattoos, shitty 4x overpriced used KIAs and faked pressed Xanax bars with all there stim cash.... Now no one has money to stimulate this bitch!!! WE GOTTA STIMULATE IT!


Commercial-Travel613

Somebody upset about their fake Xanax bars 😂


Pastduedatelol

Scripts only 🙅‍♂️


NostalgicFrolicking

Just buy the alp powder and use volumetric dosing. Bunch of amateurs.


6inDCK420

There are better benzos than alp tho, IMO.


PBRent

It's all the God damned avocado toast and Starbucks, what is wrong with all these millennials trying to live large without working. Nobody wants to work anymore!


cnewman11

You guys got gains?!


gamesexposed

All because one asshole sneezed ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CapacityBark20

"WHAT AM I NOT ALLOWED TO SNEEZE?!"


RocketRaccoon

Oh nice, Ron


XmarkstheNOLA

Rip Vine


Conscious_Draft249

Scared all the damn bulls away


juitar

that is called a fart is some circles


2buckchuck2

An asshole sneeze is called a fart where I cum from.


JoshHero

You cum from your ass?


Krutzfeldt1

That’s what happens if you forget to poke your penis hole regularly with a pin. It closes, then you cum out your ass. It’s science


beerbaconblowjob

My penis hole is almost the size of a regular humans asshole because I’ve been masturbating vigorously since adolescence.


Krutzfeldt1

Nice. My buddy’s penis was skinny but over 14 inches because he did helicopters 3 times a day for 3 years.


beerbaconblowjob

Smart. I respect that.


MojoRisin9009

All because the universes asshole sneezed and that sneeze is now embedded in the market, world financial system and is adversely affecting every faucet of life regarding finances... Yea... It's kind of a big deal when inflation keeps rising and rising and rising. You guys seem to think inflation is just a linear thing.... It's not.


LapulusHogulus

I’m eating one meal a day from the Wendy’s dumpster. How much more could I do to quell inflation?


BigP314

I think OP meant to say is that institutions sold and made a shit ton of money. 1.6 trillion worth.


am-well

Lol at black Tuesday we are at the exact same levels we were precisely one week ago, it was just a massive one week bull trap


LegalBeagleBagel

More like bull crap


Babe2MilfPipeline

Classic reverse cowgirl moving train signal.


Pitiful-Creme-2098

Love that little green guy in the middle 😂


TheGreen_Guy

Thank you very much! I will take that as a compliment if you don´t mind.


Yousername_relevance

Yo what's good my dude


1Enthusiast

Name checks out


brohumbug

r/Beetlejuicing


damnatio_memoriae

i believe i speak for all of us when i invite you to stick around, hang out a while...


That_Guuuy

That’s the inverse Cramer fund


lilcuphoe

Jokes aside, I believe it’s twitter


datadogsoup

I think it's Twitter


Harmxn-

Looked it up, yes


YeahCrassVersion

Oh that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.


redveinlover

That’s my Vanguard fund, standing tall and proud!


Mediocre_Willow1100

Literally back to where we were a month ago. *shrug*


AgePretty682

Try 5 days ago


InTheMoneyAdam

Try 10 months ago


but-its-true

March 2021


lRadioKillerl

Literally


MojoRisin9009

Yea... It's called a rally for a reason. They end. I see everyone here was totally sold on the bottom, new bull market, inflation is over theme. Lol. If it's one thing I've learned it's whatever way they're subliminally making your mind look, that's not the way it's going to go.


zensamuel

Pretty much right, except it could know that too and there could actually be one more turn


UnparalleledSuccess

Bull market is the default, bear markets are temporary events


boogread

That all depends on when you need the money.


the_sound_of_a_cork

We are literally lateralling


doctorcrimson

Whole market been trading sideways ever since I diversified.


pineapplemoneyshots

Bagholding 3 meme stonks instead of 2 doesn't count as diversification


Zaltt

Last week you mean


MrULTRALONG

I will make a hole in a watermelon and microwave it


Arm_Lucky

Positions or Ban


alwaysdownvotescats

I betting missionary


DrDaddyDickDunker

No, they banned that one.


jelly_bean_gangbang

No bet? So, you're just gonna do it? Lmao


DeadStringScrolls

Powell wants his layoffs, so the beatings will continue.


seaofcheese

Nice. Zero chance I get laid off. I am here to steal from the poor now. Shit fuck I am a poor


hugo_posh

"1,6 trillion....so far."


PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE

“So I was out by the Wendy’s dumpster, which was the style at the time….”


DuntadaMan

Man it's a good thing we didn't do anything foolish like directly dump money from the fed into the stock market where it could just vanish overnight.


PerceptiveAxion

Don’t worry, everyone that matters got out and sold before this happened.


mastro80

Stairs up, Skydiving down.


smugzor

Lucky 13th!


Smsethman

As a casual investor who doesn’t track the market and is in this sub for shits and gigs, what the fuck is happening


Huarrnarg

cpi report says inflation went up 0.1% Please note that the number was neither 0 or negative. That means even with fuel and energy cost dipping down we're still experiencing inflation. When winter starts hitting those prices will fly high. This means that there is a chance of positive inflation numbers for the rest of the year into next. If inflation growth is still occuring, Jpowel is going to keep cranking up interest rates. This has a knock on effect, markets were gambling for a 0.5 interest rates up tick with the hope of avoiding 0.75 Now they're hoping for 0.75 instead of 1.00 Also this means that the Fed might actually keep their word and won't cut interest until late 2023. (at the earliest)


cmainzinger

Mfers want something to talk about. Board is red, conversations begin


Complete_Break1319

I wonder if they ever considered printing more money to lower inflation? Seems like it would work...


AWaterDogArt

Worked for Zimbabwe, now everyone in that country has trillions


Paperhands_RC

So much that multiple Royal families have contacted me to to receive cash payments because of my charitable giving, and all I have to do is pay for the express shipping and locating fee.


Zandragon

Modern problems require Turkish solutions


hawknasty13

We just passed the inflation reduction act duh.


downonthesecond

Inflation Reduction Act is ready to print and make inflation a thing of the past.


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Watt-Midget

Feel bad for that guy who used his last $20k to buy $420 Spy calls😭


742N

I do not. He is a big boy and made a decision.


mikron2

And I was feeling bad for myself not buying puts yesterday when I had the chance at .60 400. Went as high as 8.38 today. Guess it could’ve been worse


pizzabeercode

I bought 9 of those at 0.61 sold at $8… really wishing I bought more. There’s always room to wish


BYE_HI_SELL_LOW

Cramer kiss of death ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


badley13

Ah yes 4% drop on “black Tuesday” wasn’t black Monday like a 16% drop on the SPY? But yeah OP *Black Tuesday* ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


MicroBadger_

Didn't even have one circuit breaker. This was a fucking kids drop.


cmainzinger

Yeah wait till those November breaker popping drops. Remember that day after Christmas in like 18 or something. Straight nasty. Perfect time to pull 30% out because "what if it goes lower"... Amirite?


thehappyheathen

Pull it all out and bury it in coffee cans in the backyard


Abject_Resolution

Didn’t they do that a couple fridays ago?


MadHatterBrainmatter

This is the largest drop since 2020 . Panny lockdown.


esquisofrenic

Translation: the last 3 days gains were wiped out


[deleted]

if you are day trading,this is all perfect


MarcusCryptus

If you are long this is fine.


Stachemaster86

Looks red. I’m not in the black.


stochasticLogicc

I contributed to that loss!


TheFamousFelipe

I like Black Friday better🥲


jobmarketsucks

Rebecca Black's Friday


Dangerous-Monitor706

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Kamikaze_Cash

Dow 30,000 soon


FloridaMulletMan

the DOW is the worst index in America… it doesnt tel you jack shit about market sentiment


Kamikaze_Cash

It has the biggest numbers and the most round numbers to cross. Dow 30,000 feels like a lot more fun than S&P 3745.


PlatinumCondor

$1.6 trillion and 3k of that was mine 😎 *dead inside* Edit - thank you for the awards kind strangers


EthereumHolland

Resbect


Quick_Committee5413

5k mine


Agitated-Pain5611

$15k down so I bought more


AZJay11

Same


SpoonGuardian

jesus christ these edits


uptheneck

Your money's not gone just someone else has it


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how-do-you-turn-this

Thanks obama


Easy_Consideration12

Thanks Harambe


NWHipHop

Thanks SEC and “above the law” market makers.


Spiritual_Coat_3803

U dont Lose, the money is just somewhere else


MtnMaiden

Burn the money to make it worth more.


brain_dmgd

No. Value is created and destroyed. The US stock market is worth nearly 10x all USD in circulation...


fdghskldjghdfgha

USD is not value. Companies, people, and products have value. Currency is just a placeholder of value. It would be weird if there was more currency in circulation than the value of the economy...it would mean no one believed anyone was making anything of value and that they'd rather hold onto cash onto something valuable came along for them to purchase. When stocks crash, there are really only 2 components to it. First is speculation, people believe the market will go down so they sell so they can buy back later. The second is people don't believe in the market. In both instances investors typically pull money out of the stock market and put it in alternative markets. Historical standards are government bonds and real estate. Real estate has since been corporatized and is taxed at the local level, making t-bonds more valuable. People also buy commodities, but again those are often corporatized and if you don't believe in the market... you might not want to touch commodities either.


gloaming18

Is that necessarily true? If all or most people stop buying, wouldn't the price go down without any money being exchanged? Seems to me very reasonable to say the net asset value of the US markets decreased. Shorts and Puts print, but only against the value of the person they're counter leveraged against.


SnuffCatch

AMRS is green, can't see it on there, but it's green


Immortan_JKL

BLACKED Tuesday


CriticalThinker9

Buy the RIP


amanslive

That's racist


pigheadxi

Hold!Hold!Hold!


Working_Western9070

BUY THE DIP


jazzjazzpass

Somewhere Michael Burry is sitting alone in a dark corner whispering to himself... "see? I told you guys...."


Monkeyballsdx

Buy the dip ?


tterrajj

Not yet


tterrajj

Spy 300 on the menu?!


Hxsh_Bvnvna

I still feel like we’re going down a bit. So ready to jump on some good cheap stocks


Schwartz33TX

So you’re saying I should buy more….done