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NOT THE GREEN MACHINE that's the same thing used for cleaning produce shelves WHERE THEY STORE FOOD. It's cross-contamination don't be fucking gross.
So glad I'm not in maintenance anymore.
I'm maintenance and while I slightly dread it, it's also not too bad some days. I like it but it's really anxiety inducing and I wanna switch to online grocery picking department but everyone says I do such a good job at maintenance and the people lead was like "OGP is way more intense" so I'm just like ...
Looks like you got some opioid friends finally purging in your bathrooms. Used to happen at a grocery store I worked at.
Druggies would just shit themselves where ever they pleased then go get their beers
Please do not use the green machine in the restroom. Or anywhere else. It's literally written on the fucking thing on where it can be used. Fresh or grocery.
as someone who works at a hospital and deals with this on a daily.
good fucking luck, double or triple glove. If all else fails, I've used a cut up styrofoam cup as a scoop before.
god speed soldier
One day a salaried member of management literally suggested and almost used the green machine on poop in the bathroom. Luckily my TL ran over to get it before they could lol
Broooooo.. when I work at home Depot I saw that shit (no pun intended) happen.
If youve ever been to HD in the morning all the contractors are in their taking their morning shits.
So all the stall are full. I'm pissing in the urinal and in walks this guy in slack dress shoes, v neck knit sweater with the button collar shirt, collar folded over the top.
And he looks like he's in trouble. He's banging on each stall the ones with out locks he's opening. Asking everyone to hurry up. Holding his ass like it's gunna do some good.
Then.. fuck it.. gotta go. Pulls his pants down and just unloaded the sloppiest chili dog chili shit into the urinal. I'm just standing there with my dick in my hand two urinals over in utter disbelief like wtf?! Did that just happen. I can't move. I'm just watching.
And now guy needs to wipe. It's a blowers only restroom. Guys hunch over twerking style pants at his ankles trying to get toilet paper from the other guys in the stalls who are all getting an eye full of cock n balls, cause you know eye level.
I make a break for it while of course checking the present he left. Wash my hands and proceed to tell every living sole in the break room what just happened.
What the fuck is with contractors and construction guys not being able to take shits at home? I swear they are incapable of doing that before leaving for work.
Place a bag underneath to catch drippage.
Spray a shit ton of the strongest chemical you have.
Flush to loosen/thin it out.
Plunge if necessary.
Flush with boiling hot water.
Call Resource for Living and begin your Mental Health recovery.
Get the blue matniance machine should do the job or just flush it down. No one at my store knows how to flush anything. "Intercom" Matniance needed in front restroom. just to flush a damn toilet smh.
I'm calling shenanigans on this. This has got to be some douchebags with their newest challenge although this has been going on for quite a while. This happened at my old job years ago, luckily we caught them as this has been happening at all of the mall's bathrooms for nearly a year and a half
Green machine will get you fired. Seen that happen before. They got to call somebody in and use chemicals on the machine if it’s used on stuff other than Meat/Produce/Dairy.
Oh man, wish I hadn’t seen this. What is wrong with these people? Who poops that much? I mean, seriously? Like one person probably pooped and then it looks like a train of people went in after.
No the green machine is for cleaning fresh only for a reason. It's not meant for cleaning anything else especially the bathroom and doing so will cause illness.
Clean Team Lead here, do FUCKING NOT use the green machine, Kaivac, Toilet brush with a good spraybottle will do just fine for that, thats not even that bad.
Maintenance vaccum, ive also had to scoop vomit out of a sink once when our vaccum was broken (im o/n maintenance and do restrooms any night im in) this is pretty normal tbh
You’re not even supposed to clean anything other than the produce and meat coolers on the floor with the green machine 🤣 I only know because I used to suck up the mop water with the squeegee extension but since it has chemicals the coaches were on my ass
Definitely do not use the green machine. Just call maintenance
First thing on my feed. What a terrible day to have eyes. Well, that's enough reddit for today. You folks take care.
Same, open app, see this, be upset. Plan is to close and just... deal with that experience.
You wanna clean the machine? I say just leave it for maintenance… it’s not your job
this is why I have said for years that maintenance should be one of the highest paid positions.
Maintenance and cart pushers
Amen to that.
Why won't it flush? Looks like a pretty liquidy shit...
Shit connoisseur over here
This guy shits
He majored in shitology
With a minor in shitonomitry
Another minor in shitography
Mark nsfw this shit is nasty
always when I'm trying to eat.
Literally right about to eat lunch too 😕
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Came here to say this lol
How do you do that?
Edit post. Mark 18+/ not safe for work
For real
*Not safe for life
This comment was ten fucking hours ago. Why is it not marked NSFW????
NOT THE GREEN MACHINE that's the same thing used for cleaning produce shelves WHERE THEY STORE FOOD. It's cross-contamination don't be fucking gross. So glad I'm not in maintenance anymore.
I'm maintenance and while I slightly dread it, it's also not too bad some days. I like it but it's really anxiety inducing and I wanna switch to online grocery picking department but everyone says I do such a good job at maintenance and the people lead was like "OGP is way more intense" so I'm just like ...
Wendy’s chili?
Get the spoon!
🤮
Big upps
LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN
More like Taco Bell
Heroin shits
A few hours of ppto should take care of it.
Looks like you got some opioid friends finally purging in your bathrooms. Used to happen at a grocery store I worked at. Druggies would just shit themselves where ever they pleased then go get their beers
Uh, no. Opioids do exactly the opposite, and are even used as treatment for this kind of shit. Think the opposite end, like meth.
Someone’s never seen Trainspotting and it shows lmao
Yes.. but it all comes out eventually trust me I have had to deal with it and watch it happen.
Please do not use the green machine in the restroom. Or anywhere else. It's literally written on the fucking thing on where it can be used. Fresh or grocery.
Ft if someone leaves shit on there I'm not using that machine ever again. Idc
Pee on it and try to sandblast that shit off
Ware a mask
Maintenance has there own kiavac machine to use. Still going to suck to clean though
Contact a member of management as that is a bio hazard
Slurp it up. It's a mortal sin to let choccy ice cream go to waste.
Oh are you going to hell for putting that thought in my head.
r/thanksihateit
More like the forbidden choccy ice cream 🤣
I'm no expert, but can't you pour some water on it and flush most of it down? Looks thin enough.
Who took a dookie in the urinal
Why tf would you use the produce machine to clean shit soup out the urinal, that’s gotta clean areas with food
as someone who works at a hospital and deals with this on a daily. good fucking luck, double or triple glove. If all else fails, I've used a cut up styrofoam cup as a scoop before. god speed soldier
Dude I have 2 pictures of similarly textured shits in our urinals.
One day a salaried member of management literally suggested and almost used the green machine on poop in the bathroom. Luckily my TL ran over to get it before they could lol
Broooooo.. when I work at home Depot I saw that shit (no pun intended) happen. If youve ever been to HD in the morning all the contractors are in their taking their morning shits. So all the stall are full. I'm pissing in the urinal and in walks this guy in slack dress shoes, v neck knit sweater with the button collar shirt, collar folded over the top. And he looks like he's in trouble. He's banging on each stall the ones with out locks he's opening. Asking everyone to hurry up. Holding his ass like it's gunna do some good. Then.. fuck it.. gotta go. Pulls his pants down and just unloaded the sloppiest chili dog chili shit into the urinal. I'm just standing there with my dick in my hand two urinals over in utter disbelief like wtf?! Did that just happen. I can't move. I'm just watching. And now guy needs to wipe. It's a blowers only restroom. Guys hunch over twerking style pants at his ankles trying to get toilet paper from the other guys in the stalls who are all getting an eye full of cock n balls, cause you know eye level. I make a break for it while of course checking the present he left. Wash my hands and proceed to tell every living sole in the break room what just happened.
What the fuck is with contractors and construction guys not being able to take shits at home? I swear they are incapable of doing that before leaving for work.
Scoop it out with your hands and run it to the trash can and hope it doesn't drip too much
Spray it down with the high pressure hose
Oh my. Don’t touch it, run!
Flush it several times and hope it is thin enough not to stop it up
Ewwwwwwwww!!!!
You should just walk out and find a new job
Forbidden chocolate pudding.
Place a bag underneath to catch drippage. Spray a shit ton of the strongest chemical you have. Flush to loosen/thin it out. Plunge if necessary. Flush with boiling hot water. Call Resource for Living and begin your Mental Health recovery.
Maintenance? Hell you need a plumber, or an exorcist! Pick one and then use your PPTO🤢!
DO NOT USE THE PRODUCE GREEN MACHINE
Just when I was eating
Sorry 😆
Get the blue matniance machine should do the job or just flush it down. No one at my store knows how to flush anything. "Intercom" Matniance needed in front restroom. just to flush a damn toilet smh.
I would just clock out and go home
Ah, the mystery of the urinal deuce. Someone needs to call the hardy boys.
I’m getting a huge clue
People are so fucking disgusting
What the fuck holy shit I’m glad I no longer am in maintenance…
With fire!!! ****(This is satire..please don't do that). OMG that is just NASTY!
Why would you show us this! Edit: I CAN SMELL THOUGH THE SCREEN
Definitely do use the green machine. Call maintenance when finished
I'm calling shenanigans on this. This has got to be some douchebags with their newest challenge although this has been going on for quite a while. This happened at my old job years ago, luckily we caught them as this has been happening at all of the mall's bathrooms for nearly a year and a half
Green machine will get you fired. Seen that happen before. They got to call somebody in and use chemicals on the machine if it’s used on stuff other than Meat/Produce/Dairy.
please do not use the machine that you clean produce with to clean this shit up
Who's we?
Hormell or GV brand?
Fuck no do not use the green machine. If I was pouring out that stuff and poop came out I'd quit
Bro this is fucking disgusting
Someone made gravy.
Don’t use the fucking green machine….
I found a log in a Sears urinal once. How the fuck you get away without some walking in you? Lol
Bleach, lots of bleach.
Oh man, wish I hadn’t seen this. What is wrong with these people? Who poops that much? I mean, seriously? Like one person probably pooped and then it looks like a train of people went in after.
This is why the bathrooms need hose hookups in them. Sometimes the bathroom just needs to be hosed down.
If you use the green machine, make sure you set it on fire afterwards and roll it in the compactor!
No the green machine is for cleaning fresh only for a reason. It's not meant for cleaning anything else especially the bathroom and doing so will cause illness.
Why the fuck are customers like this
And there went my apatite I should've not clicked it
Meh. Iv seen worse.
You’re joking about using the green machine, right?
Why would you pull out your phone and take a picture of it? You're as nasty as they are.
So Reddit can see it.😘
Nasty bitch
as maintenance, I'm crying rn
Taco Bell
Wtf 😬
Holy shit you couldn't have made that NSFW?
Oh hell no!
When I see the pic I know was on Walmart
Burn the restroom?
Clean Team Lead here, do FUCKING NOT use the green machine, Kaivac, Toilet brush with a good spraybottle will do just fine for that, thats not even that bad.
This looks like a job for the Hardly Boys
Who put Nutella in the urinal...
Looks like some got the toilet and urinalmuxed up
Damn someone dumped their bowl of chili in the urinal
Flush it and dump a whole bottle of bleach
Maintenance vaccum, ive also had to scoop vomit out of a sink once when our vaccum was broken (im o/n maintenance and do restrooms any night im in) this is pretty normal tbh
Flush it
You’re not even supposed to clean anything other than the produce and meat coolers on the floor with the green machine 🤣 I only know because I used to suck up the mop water with the squeegee extension but since it has chemicals the coaches were on my ass
Super easy solution, you burn the store down.
Just flush it for a few hours